A STORY OF PAIN AND SICKNESS :(

[helptheherd]

in a personal convo arc asked me how i was doing…my response? -was this story…enjoy

@helptheherd

i feel sick …its because instead of my girlfriend telling someone that i was sleeping at 1 in the morning she woke me up and told me my friend was here- i in a panick from just being woken up out of my sleep went straight to the door as he proceeded to come in i pushed him out telling him i was going back to sleep little did i know it was freezing cold as he proceeded to tell me his sob story that he wanted comfort for…long story short i am standing outside wifebeater and boxers only listening to him freezing… my butt off offered… him to come inside after about 10 minutes of not being able to take it- he declines and says he just wanted to vent (yipeeeee)- and then to make it worse he throws his cigarette into my front lawn…well as you know i was extremely annnoyed that my girlfriend could find no decency to simply tell robert that i was sleeping- oh no that was no option- scaring me out of my sleep saying “roberts here!!!” was the option…i proceeded to tell her that now i will get sick…she simply said sorry and continued to watch her movie- the same one she was watching when robert and his “emergency” came…so now 2 days later i am feeling mighty sick- well hey- thats life huh- women women women- God forbid she could just tell him im sleeping and then if it were truly an emergency he would be forced to tell her whats going on as so to wake me up…but not her- since a man is at the door she must wake me up to go get sick- not her problem right? as she said 'its your friend" in other words its my problem- well guess what it was my problem and now i have another problem- im sick…she also likes to make horrid faces that scare the living crap out of me…such as something was wrong with the clock- she made this extremely horrid face and it was in the direction of the patio late at night and so i thought someone was in our backyard—being that she just stayed frozen with this horrid face for at least 5 seconds i said " whats happened???" to which she responds- theres something wrong with the clock…i actually had to tell her that she should not make faces as such for things as such because she scared the living crap out of me. sort of how she scared the living crap out of me when she woke me up saying “ROBERT’S HERE!!!” …wow ever heard of telling someone your boyfriend is sleeping- no not her- its not her problem- “I” must deal with it…i even told her- if i went to rob’s house late at night his wife would simpy tell me that he was sleeping- there wouldnt be any frantic waking up of her husband to come outside and get sick…no i think that could wait until tommorrow- but not for my girlfriend- she just doesnt care enough- yet according to her she cares more than anyone ever will for me- if thats the case id rather have someone that doesnt care that will atleast let me sleep …during my entire life growing up my mother not once woke me up for my friends- she would tell them im sleeping- not once have i ever gone to a house of a friend late at night and the person opening the door wakes up my friend to come outside and freeze for no apparent emergency whatsoever…this will force me to reprimand robert which i should have never had to do in the first place- my girlfriend is supposed to have my back- not hurt me…this begs me to wonder and truly wonder…HOW HARD IS IT TO TELL SOMEONE THAT I AM SLEEPING??? now i am sick- what if this time i die from sickness? oh well not like she cares- “its my friend” not hers. i could never open the door to one of her friends that came late at night without atleast my first response being “she’s sleeping now…whatsup, whats going on?” she didnt even do that- in fact she didnt even answer the door or at least yell from behind the door…no the only option was to scare me out of my sleep so that she could continue to watch her movie that she was unhappily interrupted from- that mind you she paused because it was a dvd not cable television or somehting…the point of it all is that i am sick and its not even my fault- this is extremely annoying for someone that never gets sick and dreads getting sick especially “when i never had to get sick in the first place” you’ve no idea how sickeningly annoyed i am about the fact that i am sick right now" lol…of course i am over it as i get over everything- but oh well- i guess its my fault- i will now be forced to be more mean to people or at least not as caring- it certainly is not worth me feeling like this just to hear a sob story that was truly not an emergency and then having a cigarrette bud thrown in my yard that i have told him before not to do- oh and yea the entire time- he was wearing a hoodie and pants- great for him huh…great for my girlfriend who is warm and snug deleriously happy while watching her intoxicatingly boring movie. just great for them huh- what about me??? -i dont believe i signed up for this

If you really are sick, I’m sorry herdy. But I think you meant it actually to be funny…and it was. You ought to put this in creative writing…and then at the end…ask…true or not? It’s very funny the way you narrate it and I’m sure many or most of the guys can relate to it.

At least you have a girlfriend. I don’t have a boyfriend and before I woke mine up, if I had one, a boyfriend, that is, out of a sound sleep, I would make damn sure that it was a dire emergency or send the guy home. Of course, if the friend had no place to stay, I’m sure you wouldn’t mind putting him on the sofa for the night. Aside from that, she should have said…
- Damien is sleeping.

Really though, you ought to copy and paste it over. I enjoyed reading it, herdy.
moi

Thank you arc…as you know you are the best
(and arc has allowed me to share her perfect and also incredibly cute repsonse as well)

now i must ask… True or Not?

[size=50]-herdy out
Godbless[/size]

[Arcturus_Descending]

I would say "Thanks a lot Herdy! The only thing is that I said you could. I now wish I had thought about it a little more. I just noticed this and I think I felt myself getting all red in the face. I didn’t think that I was capable of that.

Aside from that, I re-read what you wrote and it had me laughing all over again…the way you expressed yourself. No adjectives here…

Carry on, herdy…

[Debaitor]

@helptheherd

i feel sick …its because instead of my girlfriend telling someone that i was sleeping at 1 in the morning she woke me up and told me my friend was here- i in a panick from just being woken up out of my sleep went straight to the door as he proceeded to come in i pushed him out telling him i was going back to sleep little did i know it was freezing cold as he proceeded to tell me his sob story that he wanted comfort for…long story short i am standing outside wifebeater and boxers only listening to him freezing… my butt off offered… him to come inside after about 10 minutes of not being able to take it- he declines and says he just wanted to vent (yipeeeee)- and then to make it worse he throws his cigarette into my front lawn…well as you know i was extremely annnoyed that my girlfriend could find no decency to simply tell robert that i was sleeping- oh no that was no option- scaring me out of my sleep saying “roberts here!!!” was the option…i proceeded to tell her that now i will get sick…she simply said sorry and continued to watch her movie- the same one she was watching when robert and his “emergency” came…so now 2 days later i am feeling mighty sick- well hey- thats life huh- women women women- God forbid she could just tell him im sleeping and then if it were truly an emergency he would be forced to tell her whats going on as so to wake me up…but not her- since a man is at the door she must wake me up to go get sick- not her problem right? as she said 'its your friend" in other words its my problem- well guess what it was my problem and now i have another problem- im sick…she also likes to make horrid faces that scare the living crap out of me…such as something was wrong with the clock- she made this extremely horrid face and it was in the direction of the patio late at night and so i thought someone was in our backyard—being that she just stayed frozen with this horrid face for at least 5 seconds i said " whats happened???" to which she responds- theres something wrong with the clock…i actually had to tell her that she should not make faces as such for things as such because she scared the living crap out of me. sort of how she scared the living crap out of me when she woke me up saying “ROBERT’S HERE!!!” …wow ever heard of telling someone your boyfriend is sleeping- no not her- its not her problem- “I” must deal with it…i even told her- if i went to rob’s house late at night his wife would simpy tell me that he was sleeping- there wouldnt be any frantic waking up of her husband to come outside and get sick…no i think that could wait until tommorrow- but not for my girlfriend- she just doesnt care enough- yet according to her she cares more than anyone ever will for me- if thats the case id rather have someone that doesnt care that will atleast let me sleep …during my entire life growing up my mother not once woke me up for my friends- she would tell them im sleeping- not once have i ever gone to a house of a friend late at night and the person opening the door wakes up my friend to come outside and freeze for no apparent emergency whatsoever…this will force me to reprimand robert which i should have never had to do in the first place- my girlfriend is supposed to have my back- not hurt me…this begs me to wonder and truly wonder…HOW HARD IS IT TO TELL SOMEONE THAT I AM SLEEPING??? now i am sick- what if this time i die from sickness? oh well not like she cares- “its my friend” not hers. i could never open the door to one of her friends that came late at night without atleast my first response being “she’s sleeping now…whatsup, whats going on?” she didnt even do that- in fact she didnt even answer the door or at least yell from behind the door…no the only option was to scare me out of my sleep so that she could continue to watch her movie that she was unhappily interrupted from- that mind you she paused because it was a dvd not cable television or somehting…the point of it all is that i am sick and its not even my fault- this is extremely annoying for someone that never gets sick and dreads getting sick especially “when i never had to get sick in the first place” you’ve no idea how sickeningly annoyed i am about the fact that i am sick right now" lol…of course i am over it as i get over everything- but oh well- i guess its my fault- i will now be forced to be more mean to people or at least not as caring- it certainly is not worth me feeling like this just to hear a sob story that was truly not an emergency and then having a cigarrette bud thrown in my yard that i have told him before not to do- oh and yea the entire time- he was wearing a hoodie and pants- great for him huh…great for my girlfriend who is warm and snug deleriously happy while watching her intoxicatingly boring movie. just great for them huh- what about me??? -i dont believe i signed up for this

This is a freaking goldmine of psychoanalytical goodness.

I particularly enjoyed this Truth:

@helptheherd

she cares more than anyone ever will for me

100% Truth right there.

[helptheherd]

@arcturus rising

:lol:
I would say "Thanks a lot Herdy! The only thing is that I said you could. I now wish I had thought about it a little more. I just noticed this and I think I felt myself getting all red in the face. I didn’t think that I was capable of that.

Aside from that, I re-read what you wrote and it had me laughing all over again…the way you expressed yourself. No adjectives here…

Carry on, herdy…

lol arc…but its only fair-