"Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?
Where do they go?
Wonder no more! – It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic
bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very
committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a
form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family
and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their
vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird
to be rolled into and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
‘Freeze a jolly good fellow’.
Then they kick him in the ice hole.
You really didn’t believe that I knew anything at all about penguins, did
you?
Lighten Up & Have a GREAT Day."
of course, global warming is real and the world’s gonna end and everyone is gonna die unless trillions of dollars are taxed out of america to give everyone environmentally friendly garbage…
kill the ones who remember history so the workers of the world can unite
-Imp