Bitchez, Masculinity and Power

It’s all about the man Power buddies.

NOLA has reinvigorated My superpowers. My vitality is tied to swamps and drinking.

Anyway,

Consider

  1. Postmodernism is simply, finally, philosophy discovering its sex drive
    a. Spinoza’s Ethics is Porn. Bodies in positions and the swerve of bodies, there is No liberation without body Liberation
    b. Deleuze and Some of the other Moderately embodied mind folks are simople writing sex manuals.

  2. There is Nothing worthwhile aside from
    a. Fighting
    b. Fucking
    c. Drinking
    d. Working
    e. Writing

  3. College students are fucked up no sense having gibberish kids
    a. Liberalism does not mean “Centralized Utopianism Is Allgood”
    b. Money is good
    c. Patchouli is bad
    d. Law School students are better lays than med school women
    i. if you can wrestle a feminist into bed, you will be well rewarded.

  4. Catholicism and other institutions are good ways to get Money and women.

Big Jack the Millerite Stoic.

Any philosophy that doesn’t include playing video games as an inherent good is obviously crap.

dude, have you been banging your head against a wall for the past month?

Atleast make attempt in writing somehting that everybody will understand? The language you use isn’t familiar to me Hermes. I am interested in knowing that you’re talking about though.

No, it’s refreshing to read Hermes’s post. We need some bubble-bursting sometimes. :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

What about little boys?

Would it be too bold to call these Herme’s Four Laws of Modern Reality? I would like to suggest the following ammendments to these laws…

[size=75]1. Postmodernism is simply, finally, philosophy discovering its sex drive
a. Spinoza’s Ethics is Porn. Bodies in positions and the swerve of bodies, there is No liberation without body Liberation
b. Deleuze and Some of the other Moderately embodied mind folks are simople writing sex manuals.[/size]
c. Mastering the Art of Seduction and Sex are the ultimate goals of any self-righteous male.

[size=75]2. There is Nothing worthwhile aside from
a. Fighting
b. Fucking
c. Drinking
d. Working
e. Writing [/size]
f. Eating
g. Making Music
h. Doing Drugs
i. Playing Games

[size=75]3. College students are fucked up no sense having gibberish kids
a. Liberalism does not mean “Centralized Utopianism Is Allgood”
b. Money is good
c. Patchouli is bad
d. Law School students are better lays than med school women
e. If you can wrestle a feminist into bed, you will be well rewarded. [/size]
f. If you can make her have an orgasm, she will become addicted to you like a drug.
g. Pagan women are better lays than organized-religious women, and easier to get laid with.

[size=75]4. Catholicism and other institutions are good ways to get Money and women. [/size]
a. Incorporation of religious ideals into music increase profits ten-fold. (Ozzy Osbourne)

i think i read all this somewhere before…

If divorce was fun, people would skip marriage and everybody would just get divorced instead :frowning:

Will you divorce me, Hermes? You sound like you could use a little fun.

~~ one o’ the bitchez…

LOL

-Imp

:laughing:

I am having loads of fun in NOLA. Notice my per diem posts have plummeted?

I have discovered I have an awesome power over blonde women. I did not know this about myself. I snap my fingers and they spill out of the woodwork. It’s amazing. Seriously, I’m not bragging. I’m really quite perplexed by this recent development. Also, I actually much prefer little lithe dark haired assalicious girls of nectarine succulence.

Anyway, back to the original content of my post - I have slowly become A terrible materialist realist about shit. The only thing out there are bodies striving for power. The Mind Is simply a body grabbing out into space. So, now, if there’s naught but bodies, then sex is just A Massive massive massive ocean of theoretical fish.

This is rather obvious. But let us consider certain philosophical things about the humpin’. Penetration amongst the Romans was the supreme right of the Citizen. As a Roman citizen, I can penetrate women, men, boys, girls, animals, watermelons, whatever. If I am not a citizen, I must accept being penetrated. Real Pisser, that… Quien es el chingon? Quien es la chingada?

I’m trying to push at something exact that Is opaque as black thunder to me. Sorry for the lack of claruty Here.

Well, chillrens, here’s to a paradise of bitchez and cristal. By the way, all you feminist theorists, please jump on in here. I do love to argue with you all. It’s damn wonderful.

Philosophy?

now i have 361 posts

:lol: I don’t believe there could be anything more rediculously senseless to put on a post, great work Rami…

Behold, this the post that came after the last post I made which was twenty-five ahead of the post which in Roman times could be described as CCL.

Future Manism does.

i now have 1001 posts, and i am your legendary master. bow.