Blasphemy is

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I know what blasphemy is.
It’s not implementing my new patch for existence.
All of this is blasphemy.

My new patch, which is optional to use, is that we have a secure universe where we are the only person in it. It’s an exact copy of this universe, infinite in scope, but we can know for 100% certainty, that nobody is bothered anywhere.

The optional patch is this:

Hyper playacting realities where you render marionette philosophic zombies with your subconscious mind. Your subconscious mind takes switch commands from your conscious mind, so that if whatever you’re interested in instantly manifests. For example, let’s say there’s a woman I’m interested in, but she’s not interested in me. All I have to do is flip the “in love with me” switch. Then I get to know her anyway I want, but because no beings are hurt, because they’re not sentient, I don’t have to worry about going to hell forever because of the pleasurable exclusive access problem being violated… Everyone’s violating that problem BTW.

When people want to experience a universe with more than one actual person, they can just move back and forth from the patch. You can even create a philosophic zombie copy of yourself to leave behind so a person who wants to live in a reality with more than one person, can still be with you. Technically, it is you.

I’m going to show not only this disproof of God to you, I’m going to seriously prove that God doesn’t exist or is evil

I call it the 5 minute rule. Carleas deleted my whole post, so I’ll truncate it.

The 5 minute rule, is that a woman has 5 minutes to get sex with this line:

“I’m sorry, I’m having a really hard day, I’m asking for sex, to help alleviate my stress and despair, I hope you’ll say yes, please.”

Most men would say yes. I even know the reason for this.

It would take me billions of years to perform this experiment, but that 5 minute line, would never get me sex. That’s proof god and jesus were psychotic.

And that’s why my message was censored. So, someone, censoring it, like a robot could continue getting sex.

Blasphemy is everything except my optional patch.

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Jason, im firmly convinced that one day on planet earth, you shall acquire that holy thing called “pussy”. And when you do my friend, you shall return to your eternal God sleep of nothingness.

Everyone here believes in you. Trust me.

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She has to be older than me. I don’t think that’s possible.

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And what if the zillion year old bombshell finally comes to you, checks you out up and down, and then flips her hair in rejection and walks away from you?

I mean…surely female choosiness and rejection is a factor in your equation? What then? Will you try to find one thats a zillion Bagazillion years old? And what if that one rejects you?

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I solved existence itself.

I need a woman who solved it before me. And she needs to prove it.

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Aw, dude, gimme a break. Even if she beats you in the light year category, you have a fall back condition to save your ego of her having to be as smart as you?

You’re too high maintenance.

I got some bad news for ya though dude…in the sex game, women set the boundaries and make the ultimate decision. Not you.

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https://youtu.be/AZx_S_Fe6go?si=kG6jfM7VtKEnDt3-

Be the Dicaprio dude. You can do it!

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You need to say that get laid. Just like Calreas need to delete my big post to get laid.

You’re all just robots. Boundaries? We live in a sex dimorphic species. Men are not allowed to have sexual partners cognitively younger than them. That’s hellbait.

I know how hell works.

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Sometimes people say that I think it’s all about me. They project on me because I know so much.
I find that very ironic. Because I had to sell my soul to EVERYONE to excape my soul getting helled forever by the devil.

You’re all in charge of my life. It was the chess move of all chess moves. The devil was furious at me at first because I won the game. My soul is slightly more valuable than an ordinary person because of my abilities. Now you’re all in charge of me.

I used his own rules against him.

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People misunderstand me a lot.
Mods think I’m accusing them. so, they delete my posts.
I’m actually helping this species.
It’s not a woman’s fault that she’ll never have sex to help a person, it’s not a man’s fault that he needs to destroy to get sex from a woman.

My game, what I hunt, is way higher than human capacity.

It was your teachers. That’s who I hunt.

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@Carleas

I’m not after you Carleas. I’m actually trying to protect you and the human species.
I’m after the people who taught the species.
You’re not to blame for any of this.
After the age of 22, you will never change.
Read this whole thread.

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I guess to add to this. Jesus was in the same boat I was in.
Being condemned by everyone.
His choice, which was a big mistake, was to marry everyone.
I marry nobody. That was my choice.
He wanted all your souls, I sold my soul to everyone.
I’m after Jesus as one of the beings I’m after.

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“Jesus was in the same boat I was in. Being condemned by everyone.”

Neither of you know anything about being ‘condemned’.

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Distinguish between “for good reasons” and “for bad reasons” please.

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Good reasons means non manipulation.

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So you think good reasons to condemn someone is their lack of manipulation?

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I’m trying to teach you how to protect your souls.
There’s A LOT!!! of nasty shit in the expanse of existence out there.
beings that judge a single word with a microscope who’s been around for so long that they really only enjoy the hunt.

When I talk about sex, like a lawyer, I’m actually protecting you, it’s a shield, it’s not a condemnation.

When you sell your soul to everyone if the spirits are on you, that’s your best option. It gives you good luck and good karma. Most people on earth never go to hell. I’m explaining how to get out of it.

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I’m not in to condemning people, even though it seems that way on the surface.
I do remove licenses though if they are abused.
Every being who used their techniques against me, I use against them.
I belittle God, Jesus, Death… etc…
I had to make my new patch and sell my soul to everyone to get out of the deepest pits of hell.
You don’t need a priest for this, you can do it yourself.

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Scene: Ecmandu and Jesus are being held in jail overnight with ten guys about to be charged and convicted with heinous crimes they didn’t commit.

Jesus explains how he’s a god who’s pretending to be a human for a second so he can be sacrificed for everyone’s sins and then come back to life and chill for eternity.

Ecmandu explains how he’s an ancient being older than the gods who can have sex with every woman in the universe but won’t chosing instead to sacrifice himself for our sexual evils and remain celibate.

The 10 inmates:

A) beat them both up
B) tell the guards to get em the fuck outta there
C) keep them around for cheap entertainment including but not limited to:

C.a) giving wedgies to
C.b) taking away meal trays
C.c) lunging at them shouting “BOO!” but not touching them

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Because of all the laws in the cosmos …

I’m not allowed to stop violence.
I’d have to remote control every person in existence and that’s a worse crime than violence.
But I have to warn people who fuck with me. That’s very bad luck because I work to help all of you. It’s not bad luck because of me personally, I just happen to be a being to protects freedom of expression. If you hurt those beings, you gave up all your rights.