The mission: create philosophy again as coolness X factor overcharged NOS brainfueled madness and inspiralized fractalized maximum mind-occupied universal conceptual supermazing while staring into the soul of the sun and burning a hole through to its core with the power of the light coming out of your eyes. What is the coolest hand in philosophy? Is this a card game or a boxing match?
Not this boring boredom boringness slow pedantic obnoxious nihilistic academicomedial narcissism brainless cancerish dum beta copycat simping limping selfpimping silly absurdisms and empty-skulled propaganda downloading nincompoopianisms. What happened?? Culture is on the verge. Feel it gestating. Something is being born, can you feel it?
Can you do it? Do you have it in you? Where is your will to the truth? If not that, where is your will to be weird? that’s a good start. ditch the wired and get weird. plug those wires back into the source home slice.
Newsflash, you are going to die and you have no idea when or where or how or why or what’s going to happen after you do, or the relative value of your time here on earth compared to all that unknown stuff. No one knows God personally. No atheists in foxholes. Denialism is fatal disease. You cut yourself down before you even grew up. Imagine a seed hacking itself to pieces before it can sprout. Don’t let that be you. Don’t be a boring bored old boredoid.
But find the right ways to interesting. What is cool? The answer better be a holographic 10D supermodeled epiphanic protodivinated overlapping with the universe, which is to say with philosophy. Do you understand that the far end of philosophy merges into spirituality, religion, God? No, you don’t get it yet huh? Give it time, hopefully your brain is capable of adjusting to extreme depolarizations deconstructions and discharginations of the shit.
Spring is a good time for renewal. The spirit longs for this. Philosophy is nothing if it is not at least spirit-longing. Love God as you love truth as you love anything. Love=God=Truth. Put that in your vape and smoke it.
What do you think truth is? Something to write down in a dusty book no one reads? Something to impress your friends with? Something to covet? Something to make use of? Something to hide from? Something to remake yourself in the image of? Something to choose from amongst? Something to lavish? Something to share with friends and likeminded souls? Something to laugh alongside? Something to ignore and take for granted? Something to fuck to? Well it is all of these things. SO you better check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Do what you want but give truth a nod in the right direction as it comes roaring by your degenerate musing hedonistic striving and catatonic brainwasted uberdistractionism and lazy drug-induced tv therapy sessions. Who knows, it might wave back. The crest of the wave is saturated with the leading edge of existence and superphenomenologically charged with everything you want to be and are and aren’t and don’t want to be and can’t avoid and fantasized about and prayed for and rejected and mistook for something else. You are a condition of near-maxed but cross-stabilized soulbeing amidst such confusions as can only fail to appear as anything but background caveats of meaning. Is this cool? Oh yes, it is very cool indeed. The coolest. The most based badassest abundantly awesomest amazingly factored and refined perfected cool.
Be the cool. Be the philosopher you wish to see in the world.
It’s A LONG WAY TO THE TOP IF U WANNA ROCK N ROLL BIATCHZ