you can’t screw with Canada.
If you do, trade sanctions will stop the flow of maple syrup and cheddar cheese.
Without these things, there can be no sandwiches and no pancakes.
Without pancakes there would be no breakfast, which you need before
each work day. So, people will come to work each day famished,
unable to perform, and the economy will take a dive.
We can ride a majestic moose to your front door then have it
shit on the lawn, then leave, before breakfast, not that you can have
any without Canada.
Turd Ferguson owns a string of circuses , around 10 of them, and the actors are super humans.
One of them can juggle 20 fish, one of them can eat glass, etc.
Due to the super human powers of clowns, it would take about 100 canadian soldiers
to take down one turd ferguson.
Turd’s clown car can drive at up to mock 7. It’s faster than fast.
However, Canada has been building a huge army of werebeavers,
which can obstruct all fresh water, by rapidly deploying dams on rivers.
The only problem now is taking out the well water systems,
since those don’t depend on rivers.
No that’s like cool … he obviously got seriously raked over by some sob Canadian somewhere, sometime … now he just needs to vent all that anger out … but he’s not going to do it with posts like that.
See I don’t have anger issues … I blame it all on the aliens … damn, motherfucking, freak show aliens, always fuckin with our minds. So when Canadians screw me, really it’s not their fault … they’re mindless pawns …
You need to be like nick fury, have a lot of android clones of yourself.
also eat lucky charms, they will make it so you don’t turn into Hillary Clinton.
Clinton crisp, on the other hand, will make you into Hillary Clinton even faster.
Oooh I could handle some clones right now . I will run right out and get some Lucky Charms , I generally eat Cheerios or granola. Anything to keep me from being that.