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Karma is a bitch. It isn’t like you haven’t had this one coming.
What? Who’s Karma?
Alex Trebec is Canadian; maybe it’s time he retired.
you can’t screw with Canada.
If you do, trade sanctions will stop the flow of maple syrup and cheddar cheese.
Without these things, there can be no sandwiches and no pancakes.
Without pancakes there would be no breakfast, which you need before
each work day. So, people will come to work each day famished,
unable to perform, and the economy will take a dive.
We can ride a majestic moose to your front door then have it
shit on the lawn, then leave, before breakfast, not that you can have
any without Canada.
Geographically, this country is divided into four regions.
- Trees, where lots of trees reside
- Gravel, Where it’s too Cold for Trees to Reside
- Desert, Not Enough Water for Trees to Reside
- Assholes, Populated by Fucking Treehuggers
Turd Ferguson “What is Canada”
Trebek “Sadly, Your Correct, giving you $300, reducing your deficiet from -2400 to -2100, putting you in the lead once again.”
Oh I dearly hope this won’t start a world war. I blame, uuuumm , illegal aliens in Area 51 .
Ok my smart phone just auto corrected Area 51 into capitalized title and did it again… I smell a conspiracy…
What would Michael Trebek do?
Turd Ferguson owns a string of circuses , around 10 of them, and the actors are super humans.
One of them can juggle 20 fish, one of them can eat glass, etc.
Due to the super human powers of clowns, it would take about 100 canadian soldiers
to take down one turd ferguson.
Turd’s clown car can drive at up to mock 7. It’s faster than fast.
However, Canada has been building a huge army of werebeavers,
which can obstruct all fresh water, by rapidly deploying dams on rivers.
The only problem now is taking out the well water systems,
since those don’t depend on rivers.
He would bite someone and drain all their blood out and before you know it he’s a sexy vampire with 18 year old girlfriends flowing like wine.
I’d pay money to see that live.
No that’s like cool … he obviously got seriously raked over by some sob Canadian somewhere, sometime … now he just needs to vent all that anger out … but he’s not going to do it with posts like that.
See I don’t have anger issues … I blame it all on the aliens … damn, motherfucking, freak show aliens, always fuckin with our minds. So when Canadians screw me, really it’s not their fault … they’re mindless pawns …
Oh well that is easy you just set up a covert Fracking system. It will divert underground rivers and springs. All wells will be rendered dry.
Soon you will be vice president.
Oh I knew it !!! There just had to be a connection.
Even pawns could beat you at chess.
Please no… I would be shot by a covert sniper on some grassy area . Then some alien would enter my body and make me Hillary Clinton.
You need to be like nick fury, have a lot of android clones of yourself.
also eat lucky charms, they will make it so you don’t turn into Hillary Clinton.
Clinton crisp, on the other hand, will make you into Hillary Clinton even faster.
Oooh I could handle some clones right now . I will run right out and get some Lucky Charms , I generally eat Cheerios or granola. Anything to keep me from being that.