Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it’s THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
Family Guy
So what am i supposed to do with all my great ideas? |Put them in a tub and bathe myself with them? Cause that’s what soap is for, Lois.
we could quote family guy for eons to come.
Peter- Hey Brian! I turned the stairs into a waterslide!
Brian (after Peter falls down and starts screaming): I’m not going to call an ambulance this time because if I do you won’t learn anything.
~Family Guy
Hello F(r)iends,
No one who speaks German could be an evil man. - Uncredited Voice, The Simpsons.
It was just like Romeo and Juliet, only it ended in tragedy. -Milhouse, The Simpsons
This flag only has 49 stars. - Marge, The Simpsons
It will be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missour-ah! - Grandpa, The Simpsons
-Thirst
NICKY: Oh, Schadenfreude, huh? What’s that, some kinda Nazi word?
GARY COLEMAN: Yup! It’s German for “happiness at the misfortune of others!”
NICKY: “Happiness at the misfortune of others.” That is German!
Avenue Q (Puppets are kinda like cartoons)
More Teen Titians
From Force of Nature
BeastBoy:I give you … the Beastboy Insta-Lube 9000!
From a Date with Destiny
Killer Moth:The city will declare me ruler. And Robin will take this lovely young lady to her junior prom.
From X
Bestboy: (talking about Red X) He is obviously a bionic monkey with Robin’s dna.
Beast Boy actually said insta-lube?
I think this was in the old cartoon quote thread, but I’m positng it anyway.
Raven: [at a rave] This party is pointless.
Goth Boy: Everything’s pointless. Wanna talk about it?
Bubbles: Hey, could this be a clue?
Mojo Jojo: Dear Powerpuff Girls,
I have kidnapped Professor Utonium! I have taken him someplace against his will. If you look for him in the spots he likes to be, you will not find him! He is with me, but not by choice. I took him, and he didn’t like it! This message is from, and was written by, Mojo Jojo.
Bubbles: Who could’ve done this?!
Bart Simpson: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them… as is my understanding.
Scrooge McDuck: A sea monster ate my ice cream!
Like they do.
Yeah. You gotta watch them constantly.
Launchpad McQuack: If we get some spoons, we can dig ourselves out of here!
Scrooge McDuck: Launchpad, I’m amazed you got through your childhood!
DuckTales was bangin’!
Danny Phantom
Sam Manson: Hi. I’m Sam. I don’t believe I caught your name. I suggest you shout it out loud, along with your motive.
Technus: I am technus! Master of all things mechanical! Wizard of integrated soicuittry! And destroyer of woilds!
Danny Fenton: [to Sam, who he is in love with due to a love spell] I never realized how pretty you are when you’re about to fall off a building!
Dash Baxter:[Sam has just kissed Dash in order to release Danny from Ember’s spell] Ugh! She tastes like geek!
Sam Manson:Ugh! He tastes like failure!
Tucker Foley: Wait, you guys kissed?
Sam Manson: No! It was a fake-out make-out!
Justice League
Paradise Lost
Flash:
Picture it. The sun, the sea, hundreds of women just like her running around, and me, the first man they’ve seen in… oh, maybe forever? Oh, and look what I brought. Ice Mochas for everyone. Sweet.
Hawkgirl: I know you are. And I’m in a lost Egyptian tomb with my stalker. The worst part is I’m going to have to listen to John and Batman saying “I told you so”
Dr.Moon: Tell me what you know
The Question: [babbling] The tips at the end of shoelaces are called “aglets”. Their true purpose is sinister.
The Greatest Stroy Never Told
ElongatedMan: [angry at being forced to do crowd control] This is so not fair! I mean, I realize Plastic Man is in the League too. I’m not dissing the guy’s skills, but c’mon! I have it all over that guy! One time I disguised myself as a vase. For 3 days!
Booster Gold:No you didn’t.
ElogatedMan:Okay, maybe not. Who’d want to anyway?
Young Boy: Can I have your autograph?
Booster Gold: Sure you can!
[signs autograph]
Young Boy: [disappointed] I thought you were Green Lantern.
[walks away]
Skeets: I would like your autograph, sir
Booster Gold: Shut up, Skeets.
The Return
Lex Luthor: This is it.
SuperGirl:A barber shop?
Steel: Got to hand it to you, Luthor - nobody would think to look for you here.
Clone High
JFK: Do you mind? Some of us are trying to nail Catherine the Great here… Or should I say Catherine the So-So?
Robomatronic Abraham Lincoln: And fellow Americans, as we weave the fabric of our nation back together, I say to you: Try the Churros.
Abe: I will, Mr. President. I will
" Losing is easy, but keep on winning is hard "
Terry bogard, from Fatal Fury team winning quote, in King of Fighters 2002
Yuffie Kisaragi: Who’s been messing with my materia?
Tifa Lockheart: The bad guys, of course.
Yuffie Kisaragi: Damn them!
Final Fantasy VII Advent Children
Clerks the Cartoon
Big Mac: Hello good people of Leonardo. I, like the mayor, was on my way to a costume, but incidentally, not the same costume party. I am able to remove my costume but I have decided to wear it as protection against the deadly virus. Are there any questions?
Tovah Hernandaz Carlson: Who are you supposed to be?
Big Mac:I’m Big Mac. Beloved constable and best friend to Ronald McDonald. Now are there any questions about the virus?
Steve-Dave: Will this administration ever bring the Hamburglar to justice?
Big Mac: No… Yes. Look, does anybody have any questions about the virus that could kill us all?
Reporter: Can the virus kill the Grimace?
Big Mac: Nothing can kill the Grimace. All right, we’re done here.
Miaka Yuuki: Oh, I give up. I’m too exhausted to eat.
Tamahome: What do you mean? You’ve eaten eleven bowls already!
~ Fushigi Yugi
Cloud: “Can sins be forgiven?”
Vincent: “I never tried.”
Final Fantasy 7 Advent Children
Goliath: One thousand years ago, superstition and the sword ruled. It was an time of darkness, it was a world of fear, it was the age of Gargoyles. Stone by day, warriors by night, we were betrayed by the humans we had sworn to protect, frozen in stone by a magic spell for a thousand years. Now, here in Manhattan, the spell is broken and we live again! We are defenders of the night, we are Gargoyles!
Chris: I don’t have to listen to you, you’re a dog. You have no soul.
Brian: Ouch!