Hello F(r)iends,
Best fucking quote!!!
You don’t understand Mrs. Beakley!
That was half his fortune!
Or something like that…
-Thirst
Casey Jones: Friends of yours?
Raphael: Brothers actually
Casey Jones: I can see the family resemblance.
Michaelangelo: I’m the pretty one.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003)
Aeon Flux
Trevor GoodChild: That’s the funny thing about memories, we are only what we remember of ourselves.
Trevor Goodchild: That which does not kill us, makes us stranger.
Trevor Goodchild:
This is what happens when a good deal of intelligence is invested in ignorance, when the need for illusion is deep.
Bambara: Piss off, ponce!
G.I. Joe
Sgt. Slaughter:When I’m through, scuzzbucket, they’re gonna scrape you off the walls with a squeegee!
Sgt. Slaughter: The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
Sgt. Slaughter: My job is to whip you into shape, and I mean whip! There’s only two ways out of my command, on your feet like a man, or in a ditty bag. An itty-bitty ditty bag! GOT IT?
Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling
Rowdy Roddy Piper: Shut your face, you ugly baboon!
Rowdy Roddy Piper: What’s the matter, Hogan? Afraid you might be outclassed ?
Hulk Hogan: The only way you freaks could outclass us is in a dogshow!
Sokka: Think about it. No matter where we go, Prince Zuko and the Fire Benders manage to find us. It’s because they spot Appa. He’s just too noticeable.
Katara: Appa’s not too noticeable.
Sokka: He’s a gigantic, fluffy monster with an arrow on his head! It’s kind of hard to miss him!
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Spongebob: If I had a dollar for everyone brain you DON’T have, I’d have ONE dollar!
Patrick: (While looking through the inside of a fish tank) It’s a wall of psychic energy!
The Spongebob Movie
Attack Of Killer Tomatos the Cartoon
[piloting helicopter using fake ammo] Professor Gangrene: Blast! If this were prime time, I could use real bullets
The Phantom 2040
The Phantom:The Phantom: By jungle law, the ghost who walks calls forth the power of ten tigers.
Superman
Superman: [knocks Batman against a table] I heard you were crazy, but I didn’t think you were stupid.
Superman: [at Dan Turpin’s grave] Goodbye old friend. In the end, the world didn’t really need a superman. Just a brave one.
Bizarro:
[Bizarro is holding up a collapsing roof to allow Superman to save Lois] Me hold, you save Lois. Me no am Superman, you am Superman. Superman always save Lois.
Lois Lane: You ARE a hero.
Batman
Harley Quinn: You thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo! Well, the joke’s on you, 'cause I’m not even a real blonde.
flashback on the Penguin’s “almost-got-him” Batman story
The Penguin: Greetings, Batman! You have taken the bait, as I knew you would. Now, prepare to meet your end, within my Aviary of Doom!
Poison Ivy:: [interrupting] Aviary of what?
The Joker: Yeesh, Pengers! How corny can you get?
The Penguin: Fah! Just because you mundane miscreants have no drama in your souls! Anyway, there he was in my av… uh, big birdhouse…
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Utrom #1: I hate walking on my tentacles.
Utrom #2: Shut up, Krang.
(During a car chase a tank bursts through a wall.)
Veronica: Daddy!
Harley Quinn: No! That’s your father… IN A TANK!
The Wolf: [receiving a lit stick of dynamite] What kind of candles are those?
Twitchy: [pointing at writing on dynamite] Dee-na-mee-tay! MustbeItalian…
Robin (Dick Greyson): Hey, you’re looking at the guy who solved the rubix cube in under thrity seconds… only this time I don’t have a sledge hammer.
Batman: The Animated Series
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Master Shake: Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I’ve heard the arguments on both sides, and there is nothing to convince me of the need to brush your teeth.
Meatwad:It doesn’t matter what you look like on the outside, whether you’re white, black, or Sasquatch, even. As long as you follow your dream, no matter how crazy or against the law it is… except for Sasquatch. If you’re Sasquatch, the rules are different.
Lois Lane: I’m confused, Kent. See, I’ve lived in Metropolis most of my life and I can’t figure out how some yokel from Smallville is suddenly getting every hot story in town.
Clark Kent: Well, Lois, the truth is I’m actually Superman in disguise, and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen and then squeeze you out of the byline.
Lois Lane: You’re a sick man, Kent.
Clark Kent: You asked.
Dr. Fate/Kent Nelson: One thing I’ve learned from centuries of combat is that no matter how thoroughly you think you exterminate the evil, it comes creeping back like a cockroach.
Superman: The Animated Series
Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends
Mr. Herriman: Master Bloo, I have been asked to uphold the integrity of this household, and I ask that you refrain from your usual numbskull plots and knuckleheaded shenanigans.
Blooregard “Bloo” Q. Kazoo:
They’re really more like harebrained schemes.
Mr.Herriman: Hmph! If they were harebrained, they’d be clever.
Demona: You don’t know the depths to which humanity can sink, my young friend. But I do. Over the centuries I’ve seen horrors that would blast your soul! Come let me show you what mankind is really like.
David Xanatos: The truth is that my men repelled an invasion by a rival corporation trying to steal some of our new technology.
Elisa Maza:“Repelled an invasion”? You’re a private citizen, Xanatos. Not a country.
Gargoyles
Conglom-O, We own you.
Rocko’s Modern Life
Brock Samson: You have some dangerous machinery for sale here; I think you’re beggin’ for trouble on this one.
Dr. Venture: I thought you handled all that. And I don’t hear any big ideas from you on how to get some quick cash; come on! Most of this stuff is old crap my dad left behind.
Brock Samson: DOC! YOU HAVE A TABLE OVER THERE WITH A SIGN THAT SAYS, “LASER DEATH RAY BARGAIN BIN!”
Dean Venture: Hank and I just woke up on the floor. We were playing Ouija and a guy hypnotized us.
Dr. Venture: Dean?
Dean Venture: With his magical Dracula powers.
Dr. Venture: Dean I’m going to turn around now and you’d better be on fire. You’re standing there in flames and the only person who can put you out is me! Because that is the only conceivable reason that you would wake me up like this!
The Venture Bros.
Ned Flanders is in trouble?!!?
Billy:
grim:
the grim adventures of billy and mandy