On february 18th, a friend of mine and I beat the shit out of a guy who stole some things from me. We also emptied an entire can of gel-pepper spray into his face in a most disturbing way. It was an ugly scene, and I ended up calling the cops to arrest the guy. It was the same day that he stole my shit. It was the 3rd time the cops were called that day. I had photos of him doing the deed that were taken by my neighbor.
I was charged with two felonies. So was my friend.
We were big time assholes to the cops for being such incompetent fucks.
Today all my charges were dsimissed by a grand jury, and I got my pistol permit back.
So if you come any of you guys come to rob me, I’ll beat and torture you, and possible shoot you, then call the cops, and in the long run, I’ll totally get away with it.
Assholes beware. There are crazier people than you in the world, and you’d better not fuck up and get caught stealing from them.
I just came back to my trusty gun safe and armed myself to the teeth.
congrats Smears but ,ummm, don’t you think you might be a bit too enthusiastic??? I mean that stream of drool on the corner of your mouth makes you a bit rabid lookin there my friend.
Why did you not make one? Nope can’t tell details that would involve this site and I won’t do that. But its easy to do if you have a brain and knowledge of guns. You got all the right stuff laying around your house.
Alabama. I’m just talking about a concealed carry permit. I can carry rifles of shotguns in by back seat or trunk. It’s just nice to have a handgun when I’m going to the mall or the bank, and they make you have a permit for that.
You can’t even carry one in your car here without a concealed carry permit. I think you can carry it in the open only if you’re on your own land or something, or your business, or if you’ve got the permission of the owner, like if you were going to hunt or something. But even then, to drive there, you have to have a permit. And I’m pretty sure you can’t just walk down the street with an exposed weapon.
Have you read all the laws completely? Gov’ts are great at implying something is a law when it is not a law. If there is a concealed permit then there has to be something about wearing an exposed gun. Or not. And read the concealed law completely. Your city laws are probably online along with the definitions. If you are going to be armed it is in your best interest to know the laws totally. In Tucson you needed a concealed weapons permit if you carried it concealed but, if you wore it in a holster exposed you did not need any permit. You just wore it. Now its my understanding that the laws there have changed. But, since you are in Alabama, they might not be changed yet. I see guns all the time here in South Miss. And you are our neighbor so… You all watching Gustov? Or are you a Northern Southener?
Section 13A-11-52
Carrying pistol on premises not his own; who may carry pistol.
Except as otherwise provided in this article, no person shall carry a pistol about his person on premises not his own or under his control; but this section shall not apply to any sheriff or his deputy or police officer of an incorporated town or city in the lawful discharge of the duties of his office, or to United States marshal or his deputies, rural free delivery mail carriers in the discharge of their duties as such, bonded constables in the discharge of their duties as such, conductors, railway mail clerks and express messengers in the discharge of their duties.
(Acts 1919, No. 204, p. 196; Code 1923, §3487; Code 1940, T. 14, §163; Code 1975, §13-6-122.)
Section 13A-11-50
Carrying concealed weapons.
Except as otherwise provided in this Code, a person who carries concealed about his person a bowie knife or knife or instrument of like kind or description or a pistol or firearm of any other kind or an air gun shall, on conviction, be fined not less than $50.00 nor more than $500.00, and may also be imprisoned in the county jail or sentenced to hard labor for the county for not more than six months.
License to carry pistol in vehicle or concealed on person - Required.
No person shall carry a pistol in any vehicle or concealed on or about his person, except on his land, in his own abode or fixed place of business, without a license therefor as hereinafter provided.
(Acts 1936, Ex. Sess., No. 82, p. 51; Code 1940, T. 14, §175; Acts 1947, No. 616, p. 463, §3; Acts 1951, No. 784, p. 1378; Acts 1956, 2nd Ex. Sess., No. 43, p. 336; Code 1975, §13-6-153.)
Section 13A-11-75
License to carry pistol in vehicle or concealed on person - Issuance; term; form; fee; revocation.
The sheriff of a county, upon the application of any person residing in that county, may issue a qualified or unlimited license to such person to carry a pistol in a vehicle or concealed on or about his person within this state for not more than one year from date of issue, if it appears that the applicant has good reason to fear injury to his person or property or has any other proper reason for carrying a pistol, and that he is a suitable person to be so licensed. The license shall be in triplicate, in form to be prescribed by the Secretary of State, and shall bear the name, address, description, and signature of the licensee and the reason given for desiring a license. The original thereof shall be delivered to the licensee, the duplicate shall, within seven days, be sent by registered or certified mail to the Director of Public Safety, and the triplicate shall be preserved for six years by the authority issuing the same. The fee for issuing such license shall be one dollar ($1) which shall be paid into the county treasury unless otherwise provided by local law. Prior to issuance of a license, the sheriff shall contact available local, state, and federal criminal history data banks to determine whether possession of a firearm by an applicant would be a violation of state or federal law. The sheriff may revoke a license upon proof that the licensee is not a proper person to be licensed.
(Acts 1936, Ex. Sess., No. 82, p. 51; Code 1940, T. 14, §177; Acts 1947, No. 616, p. 463, §5; Acts 1951, No. 784, p. 1378; Code 1975, §13-6-155; Act 2006-551, p. 1268, §1.)
I don’t know who gustav is. I was born in a ghetto hospital in birmingham in 1979. It was eventually sued into bankruptcy and has since been torn down.
Don’t sweat Gustov then you are a North enough that it bears no danger nor interest. Its just another hurricane heading this way. Alabama, Miss, and Louisiana may get hit by him , It looks like though it may hit La. more than us. We will be on the bad side again.
Don’t you just love how complex they make those laws, which of course must involve money They say corporations own this country,Hahhhh, its lawyers, they are the only ones that can make heads or tails out of what is written and folks trust them to do so.
They say corporations own this country,Hahhhh, its lawyers, they are the only ones that can make heads or tails out of what is written and folks trust them to do so.