Could the US print Euros to pay off the Obama Deficient?

I’m by no means advocating we should, however awesome it would be to pull a North Korea on Europe by mass printing their currency.

I’m asking, is it even possible, or do hidden or often ignored checks and balances hidden in capitalist swing a “Invisible Hand” capable of collectively knocking us on our butts at a certain point if I try.

Currently, The Obama Debt sits at just under $20 Trillion, so we will need to print out at least 20 Trillion, for at least convince the international banking system we have it for wireless transfers.

Obviously, if we do it all at once, especially in all Paper Bills, they are gonna notice something is fucking different at the banks when they try to close at night, but can’t, cause more money stacks exist of €20 notes than they have space, period. Even factoring in everyone in Europe going nuts they first few days pulling that shit around in wheel barrows back to their houses, they will eventually figure out, once everyone stops working at the gas stations and grocery stores, on farms, etc- cause they are suddenly rich, that they are not rich, that their money is severely off-value and equals in buying power the same as the Vietnamese Don’t has.

So, is there a trick where we can offload it all, without it immediately being obvious what we did?

If not, just how far could we get, as far as maximum scheme in making and off loading it, can we go relative to 20 Trillion? I figure some we can sell to China, Indonesia, Africa, South America in advance. But how much, really?

This is a purely hypothetical question, for Evil American Dickheads Parallel World, where everything is identical except we all have beards and pirate patches over our eyes, and plans our foreign and fiscal policy under predictably sinister motivations?

Deficient? The only thing that is deficient is you…

Kropotkin

Hyper inflation caused by the mass printing of valueless currency was a consequence of the Thirties Depression
in Europe which helped Adolf Hitler to power in Germany. While it also caused the Great Depression in America

Long as these Euros give me my sex-change, I’m down with it.

Or just go and get yourself a couple of hot bisexual lesbians
like the kind that you keep fantasising about in your dreams

Yes, but that was using their own currency. Remember, I’m not asking if you approve, I personally don’t approve myself, I suspect all sorts of bad shit would result, but since we are all of our evil twins in this scenerio, Europe collapsing and Reiching one another over the results of our shenanigans is hardly our issue, cause all combined, even with Russia, we would sink them in the sea and shoot down every missle, not even bother it to mention our offensive aerial capacity. Let them March around screaming about globalization, hitting one another with sticks, who cares? Not us

I’m guessing the effects would hit trade hard with europe. On the one hand, they would attempt to flood our markets with cheap goods, but on the other, could they even afford to ship it at that point? We could essentially barter or sell at whatever exchange rate we wish, bleeding them dry of precious metals used as a backup currency.

I honestly can’t find many Weimar Republic and Third Reich antiques around. I find stuff from the 19th Century, up to WW1, and then it starts picking up in the 60s again. Only Nazis antiques we have wasn’t because we imported them, but because some American GI liberated it from some Nietzschean’s house.

I think their economy explodes, we would suffer, but as the only large independent buyers (China and Middle East to a small extent) we can trade out ample,heavily preserved, genetically modified food for factories in Europe, to hreak down and dissasemble. That food, best damn tasting food they will ever eat either, starvation makes anything good.

If they figure it out, and try to counterstrike, we will just freeze our electronic funds, and mill a dollar sign on every old penny, claiming it represents a dollar now, and distribute that, nullifying the import of paper currency not approved by customs ir the coast guard. In order to counterstrike, they eould need to mine alot of copper and zinc, and figure out how to get it here, but it is too late, cause we planned in advance.

Fact is, it’s not so easy as going to craigslist and pushing a button, it is a treacherous, arduous expedition, dodging the threats of std’s and fake profiles, as well as dealing with the psychos, fluidations, and delicate machinations. Bottom line is I need the dineros, the Euros, before I can purchase the metaphysical gyros. Until that happens, its nothing more than a dry dream. Fact is until I purchase myself a fancy car, got not chance. I must give the illusion of spongeability.

Why go to craigslist Trixie? Why not go to a club instead where you can see them in the flesh?
Why not get one of your tran friends to go through their phone book and see what they got?
You go on to craigslist and you have absolutely no idea who you are talking to now do you?

You’re actin like I have friends, and you’re actin like I have never tried picking up chicks in a club before.

Why are you calling it “the Obama debt”?

The Europeans are already printing euros where it isn’t helping them out at all.

They let you into a club?

There is no “Obama deficit”. The House of R and the Senate has been controlled by the Republicans for years.

America’s problems and Republican problems.

No, Obamacare was “passed” illegally in violation of the constitutional requirement of the Origination Clause. Very much his debt.

Turd, are you a legal scholar now? Or just repeating nonsense from radical right wing “news” sources?

Why do you have a problem with attempts to relieve the financial burdens on the sick people in the US?