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A friend of mine recently got strung out on oxycontin. He tried to sell me a short bag of weed the other day. I refused to buy it, because while it was very good pot, I had about a quarter pound of pretty good pot already. He started getting all emotional when I called him out for trying to short me, so I left after telling him that there’s no need to get all emotional about me not letting him short my bag, when the real reason he’s upset it because he’s got the dirties.
I left and smoked 2 blunts of my own, thus transferring his mojo to me.
i once knew a guy who got stomped out by crackdealers for his ten dollars…
I’ve got shorted before but never by a friend… if a dealer shorts me then i call him back and ask him why he sold me underweighed shit…
crack dealers are a different breed entirely… some of them will beat you up for 10 dollars while others will beg you to consider purchasing something…
the only common factors in crack dealers are A) a shity appearence
and B) absolutely no dignity, self respect or rationality…
All crack dealers are crack heads in the making…
suspenders screwed up the crack dealers
-Imp
Actually, I think pharmaceutical companies have pretty much run crack and heroin dealers out of business.
have you guys never known a real crackhead?
crack heads are for life… they will never dissapear…
making teh coca plant extinct is the only way to stop dealers and their clientel (crack heads)
P.S… never call a crack head a crack head unless you can see his hands clearly…
they seem to take a nasty offense to the term "Crack Head""
Most crack dealers sell the stuff but are too smart to actually take it: very few do where I live, if any - they are all about making money, but most probably take sniff and blaze, and a few only blaze.
They laugh at the crack-addicts for being addicts/doing anything to get the money to buy the crack (prostitution, robbing, stealing, begging, blow-jobs) but they are the ones selling the shit to them in the first place - how many times have I heard a dealer say ‘if I don’t sell it to them someone else will’ 
i’ve never met a successful crack dealer…
i knew they exist, but in the suburbs they all get bored and start hittin their own rocks… that’s when its over for them…
I’ve never heard of a crack-dealer who takes the shit, here: they laugh at the fuckers they sell that shit to, and don’t care if they are ruining lives for their own selfish gain…
Nearly every dealer here is successful/rolling in dough, as user’s are at an all time high: even business-men have been taking that shit to make their mundane lives more exciting.
theres a very good reason for that 
Yeah, because they’re too busy spending the money they’re making off of selling the shit, that’s why!
What’s your reason?
because as soon as they try their own crack they smoke all their shit, lose their money and becme crackheads themselves…
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Yesterday I committed a terrible crime against life (and just in case you’re worried, it wasn’t anything illegal). But like a Phoenix my spirit shall rise from the ashes and take its rightful place amongst the gods. Thus will I redeem myself.