they have advanced antibiotics running through their bodies, and can eat/live in fairly harsh environments.
desert crocodiles disspear in the dry season, its been found they burrow deep deep underground to enter a hibernation type state. (its been theorized that small mammals could survive extinctions by engaging in similiar actions. Perhaps this is one *LARGE key, to the crocodiles evolutionary success)
they’re fucking ancient.
some species can swim 1000km out to sea to islands.
some are expert fishers, using their tails and twisting their body in a C as they approach the shore to sweep fish into their mouths.
They somtimes, circumstancially work together to bring down prey like in giant zebra crossings.
They can jump vertically out of the water using their powerful tails.
Its bite, at 5000psi, can make a shark/any other animals, look said in comparison.
They can get massive wiki article “The largest recorded crocodile is a giant saltwater crocodile measured at 8.6 meters (28.2 feet) and 1352 kg weight (2870 lb) shot in Australia, Queensland in 195” - wiki
They kill massive amounts of people, thats a bad thing, but it does show they’re adaptable, quite easily, to even human prey.
Somehow they seem to be able to re-find hunting/living grounds, at least somtimes, while being relocated 100s of km’s away. (lots of animals have hidden ways of location, like whales or whatever, i’m not suggesting psychic crocodiles)
the problem is if you’re in croc territory, rifles usually don’t help all that much. Crocodile’s are upon people, from brackish water, they don’t run at you from the trees.
It doesn’t help the fact that crocodiles can hide in about knee-deep water, and that people need to drink or that somtimes boats can knocked into rivers. But generally, yeah, people the most fearful/cautious of the water, tend to have an advantage.
Post a picture of yourself naked with only crocodile themed shoes. That’ll put this topic to #1 amount of posts forever. no matter what you look like, hahaha.
Hi, this site is all about crocodiles, REAL CROCODILES. This site is awesome. My name is Xunzian and I can’t stop thinking about crocodiles. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
Crocodiles are reptiles.
Crocodiles fight ALL the time.
The purpose of the crocodile is to flip out and kill people.
Testimonial:
Crocodiles can kill anyone they want! Crocodiles cut off heads ALL the time and don’t even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this crocodile who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the crocodile killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a crocodile totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that’s what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!
If you don’t believe that crocodiles have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It’s an easy choice, if you ask me.
Crocodiles are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can’t believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that’s a fact. Crocodiles are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can’t wait to start yoga next year. I love crocodiles with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about crocodiles?
A: Crocodiles are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don’t give a crap, but on the other hand, crocodiles are very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that crocodiles are always cruel or mean. What’s their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, crocodiles can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do crocodiles do when they’re not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Tentative if you don’t believe me.)
Nice try there, Cyrene I didn’t know you had it in you, hehe!
The operative word I had used was ‘YOUR’ girlfriend in a pair of croc skin shoes - I’m always thinking in monogamous terms you see: I’m very moralistic like that.
No matter what I look like, huh? what are you trying to say… I eat clean and train for perfection, so you do the math on that one…
What I was trying to say was that dead or alive: we can still appreciate those big critturs.
what are you trying to say…