Listen to this song while reading.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49PhT8z-IF4[/youtube]
Dogeball…the sport…
i Trixie…as mayor of this fine city…propose we make dodgeball facilities for all of the land
What? I unno man. Do you wanna play dodgeball? eh, Not really. Im not feelin it. Im too scared…I’d rather not interact with other men
Now let me ask you something? I know you got that feeling where you’re a little bit awkward. And your afraid of getting out and socializing with your fellow man…But THIS… IS… DODGEBALL!!!
(chaos)
Hey man good game. Sports and good cheer. (the city is in good spirits, the men are men, they are chivalrous and free, competitive dueling takes hold and thrives, people are excited and have drive again.)
Guard: What??? This dodgeball facility is for MEN only!!!
What did you say? We used to be men, back in the day. But we’re girls now. And we’ll kick your ass…Let’s show you just what a dodgeball can do…Let us show you what a female can do…we are going to turn you all into females, all of you, just like us, after we cream you at a solid game of dodgeball, that is.
DODGEBALL
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