That was amusing, Gobbo, thanks.
I may have mentioned this before, but I prefer cheap, slutty-looking trailer-trash type women, so I don’t entirely agree with the author. But he does make good point about the giant vagina.
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Good post Gobbo, the laugh felt good.
That’s cause you like to piss me off.
If you think the logic in that page is sound then so that I say:
No sir!
tit curtains R.I.P. my boner. Haha!!! They do make girls look pregnant, I just thought this yesterday while looking at a girl who was wearing one.
Red lipstick is very fake looking. At least try to decieve us men by wearing something a little more natural in color.
The slut shirts- I totally agree.
I must also mention the slut tattoo. You know, the one on the lower back above the ass. What a silly fad. What’s the fukin point of tattoos if everyone has the same thing?
Those Croc shoes would be useful here in the country for the bit of farming I do, I need to get a pair if I can find some. Tennis shoes happen to fall apart after getting wet so many times and flip flops don’t protect your feet from prickly ground vines. Those look like good summer shoes for work here. Wouldn’t wear them in public as a fashion, they look stupid.
Cow neck shirts look great for wiping summer sweat and dirt off your face and making a breathing mask to keep dust out of your lungs. Might get one or two for work. They do look stupid as a fashion.
One thing not mentioned on that site; Preripped bluejeans selling for $50 or more. Now that is idiotic.
Hmm useful designs for certain things gone amok. Soon we shall be seeing designer gardening gloves for black tie evening events.
That was funny.
Not sound, but definitely funny.
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