Framing Beliefs In Terms of -isms

i don’t really have a thesis, i guess, but i wanted to see how posters here, if they are willing to indulge me for a moment, would describe their core philosophical approach using -isms. Be as creative as you can - after all, you know your own beliefs better than anyone!

For example, describing myself, i’ll say: Pragmatic Behaviorist, Apathetic Agnostic, Post-postmodernist.

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