I went ahead and went with No, as I firmly believe that standing for what I know to be right is far more virtuous than bowing down to what I know to be wrong, even if the standing gets me a penance in hell. One certainly wonders, though, just why exactly God is so horny for the adoration of people who are so eager to suspend the proper function of the perceptory senses and their rational mind… Oh well… he gets his jollys off in mysterious ways, eh?
God is horny because all the women in heaven are staying virgins until the terrorists get there.
Only 4 people want to be saved! I guess GOD will just have more leg room.
I wish. 
Although soon as I get some money with my new job I’ll be able to throw money at women to get a date in due time.
( That’s what modern dating is all about. That is the capitalist way in regards to modern dating.)
( I don’t like it but hey that’s what this modern enviroment is conditioned to be and I am not naive enough to challenge it because the way things are going presently nothing ever changes.)
( No money, no love. Throw money out at women you get the love.) ( Fundamentals of capitalism 101 )
All the sexy bad girls are in hell.
The only women in heaven are boring mormons with their weird flimsy outfits.
Eternity is a long time. ( Makes you wonder what god is forcing people to do with their time in heaven.)
( There is always a catch.)
Hope the endeavour is a fruitful one for you! 
I’ve seen many a 60/70/80 year old with a stunning 20 year old on his arm: probably in exchange for the use of his limitless credit card! 