Do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and saviour?
For Christmas, I’m getting everyone at ILP a shot at eternal life in the kingdom of heaven.
If you click yes, then you can spend eternity in the prescence of the lord.
If you click no, you will probably burn in hell forever.
Think seriously about your choice.
Merry Christmas.
Godless heathens.
I already voted, but I’m wondering if there are rental boats at that lake.
And if they are aluminum.
Why should I accept christ as my savior? Jesus would turn over in his grave if he knew what his cult had turned into.
You didn’t capitalize ‘lord’, and therefore, you have named yourself as a heathen. Enjoy the fake, commercialized birthday of Jesus.
Oh, yeah. Peace and goodwill on Earth.
An eternity with Jesus would be hell.
You guys are SO going to burn.
So, you hangin’ with Zealot these days or somethin’?
Mind you, he seems to have disappeared…
Yeah where has that guy been?
I voted no because its winter and I am cold. Heaven is probably centrally cooled so that would not do, heat sounds much better. Also, I will know so many more people there. Ask me again when it is high summer. 
I am doomed to burn in the firey pit of hell 
but I had a great Christmas break: sleeping eating, drinking, and opening a couple of presents 
To Hell it is with me then =) Religious Bull Crap gotta love it…
If I had to believe in something it would be Jedism now thats something that makes Logical sense…
jedism?
Jedism is a belief system based on multiple belief systems. Bhudism and Zen are just a few to name. It basically believes in the force. Although the force in this case is the energy and psyhic abilities and the such…
Blasphemy!!
I checked My reservation is still good there. You really do need to call ahead and know someone there in charge to get a good space. I am booked into a suite. 
So I sat down recently with Jesus, God and Lu, (we’re on a first name basis, it’s Lucifer for those of you not in the know)
Jesus was kind of quiet, probably lost in thought over the Magdalene.
M: “So there, uh, God … well what’s in this whole salvation deal for me … I hear the Muslims are tossing out 72 ho’s at the “after party” … what are you giving?”
G: “Muslims are false believers, zealots and heathens, they belong to Lu. I offer eternal life of worshipping and adoration of me, sing my praises, your name forever in the book of life.”
M: “Right then, but I’m not much of a singer, and that whole ‘kneeling praise’ things kind of bites me in the ass. So what if I pass on the whole deal?”
G: “Then, you belong to Lu here, and he has his own promises for you.”
M: “Really there Lu, giving up the good stuff are you?”
L: “Why yes actually, brimstone, hellfire, damnation and eternal torture, if you’re really sweet, you get a spot of pointy tail in your arse. Basically, you’re my gimp, eternally.”
M: “Spot on, but what if I decide against both of you?”
G: “You can only choose to be saved.”
M: “I do, I choose to be saved from the whole lot of you, right dodgey bunch of loons. How about I measure my days and on the last, just accept that all that I am, is just a return to all that ever was, and round and round we go. I think I need a draft, you fellows are a bit on the boring and gloomy side.”
no offense or insult should be inferred or implied to any theists of strong conviction, simply difference of opinion on the matter.
Well Mas you could follow me, I plan to get hell from Lu. Hell sounds more interesting and full of opportunities you simply won’t find in heaven. So I plan to take over the joint. I won’t have family to worry about anymore so I can go for broke and do the deed. So if you want you can follow me.
I am going to have me a good time in hell tonight! 
Why’s that? you got a date?