Go Fund Me.

How much con jobs do you think goes on at that website? I am starting to wonder if I could con some people out of their money there myself.

gofundme.com/

I’ll say that I have a kid that needs treatment for Leukemia or something that is dying. Post a sad depressing photo of a dying kid.

I would spend some of the money on booze, cigarettes, and college student hookers.

Why not just say you want money for those things, and post a pick of yourself?

Because I want large sums of wealthy people’s money. They wouldn’t fall for that gimmick. That of a dying child? More than likely.

Naw, you haven’t tried it. Try it, see what happens. You might get a lot from honesty.

Could get more with dishonesty.

You should try kickstarters. I was gonna use it to raise 5 billion dollars but they only let me raise 100 million or so so I decided not to. Tell them you are a psychotic clown and you need the money to build a new laughing gas balloon.