go the f**k to sleep

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CseO1XRYs9I[/youtube]

Well, if the kid is too young to really understand what the F word means what ham can it do :confusion-shrug: and by the time they are old enough to know it’s meaning they’d have no memory of their dad’s profanity-nursery rhyme :laughing:

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Those 2 AM feedings can really really put a stress on you, I do recall using a few choice words in song while rocking our son in the wee hours. It did not damage him and it made me feel less stressed.

Lol, this is 101 stuff. You basically fail if you give your kid any hope whatsoever of your staying in the room the second after the phrase “and they all lived happily ever after” is spoken, foreheads are kissed and sweet dreams are promised.

You say this, you leave. Parenting job done for the day, tick book, do big people things. No need for swearing. Go the fudge to sleep you gosh-darn monkeyfunster.

I dunno, you could do some damage with ham. Also scientific research has found that saying fuck to infants hurts your soul.

Well, if SLJ says so…

I just think it’s funny, but anyone who wants to get their moral debate on, go for it! :slight_smile:

i guess everyone listened but me