God arrested for indecent exposure

someoneisatthedoor · March 19, 2006, 5:13pm

You may have heard this before

San Rafael, California, Feb 14, 1996 – A man who legally changed his name to Ubiquitous Perpetuity God began serving a nine-month sentence for indecent exposure Wednesday.

God, 68, has been convicted 18 times for similar offenses since 1978. His latest arrest came October 26, when he exposed himself to a woman waiting in line at a coffee shop. He said he did it so that women “could have some type of awareness of God,” according to police reports.

Marin Superior Court Judge Lynn O’Malley Taylor addressed the defendant as “Mr. God” at a hearing Tuesday, and sentenced him to nine months in Marin County Jail. He will be released to a residential mental health facility if one agrees to admit him, she said.

God was born Enrique Silberg in Cuba and later immigrated to the United States in search of “women, silver, gold, knowledge, and God,” he told his probation officer Richard Howell.

A court-appointed psychiatrist, Dr. Diane McEwen of Tiburon, said God suffers from “a severe psychotic delusional disorder. He is simply too sick,” she said, “to be out in the streets.”

positiveatheism.org/writ/apocalypzo.htm

Peter_Kropotkin · March 19, 2006, 7:32pm

Ahhhh, I see how this is going to work.
When bush comes to trial for impeachment,
Bush will claim GOD mislead him and gave him
bad advice. I mean they talk all the time, or so bush
says. So when challenged, GOD is going to go for
the “insanity” defense. I was nuts when I told George
to invade Iraq and Afghanistan. Too much work, to
much burden on me, cause me to overload and
cause me to give bush bad advice. Bush was wrong
to listen to an obvously insane person. So its not my fault
he dumb and can’t tell the difference between being sane
and insane. I mean seriously George is the dumbest president
I have ever had to deal with. He couldn’t spell cat if you spotted
him C. and A. So that will be the defense of George bush,
god mislead him and god will claim George is dumber then dirt.
It will get ugly.

Kropotkin

gecota · March 19, 2006, 7:38pm

Wow, that’s crazy.

someoneisatthedoor · March 19, 2006, 8:09pm

Peter Kropotkin:

Ahhhh, I see how this is going to work.
When bush comes to trial for impeachment,
Bush will claim GOD mislead him and gave him
bad advice. I mean they talk all the time, or so bush
says. So when challenged, GOD is going to go for
the “insanity” defense. I was nuts when I told George
to invade Iraq and Afghanistan. Too much work, to
much burden on me, cause me to overload and
cause me to give bush bad advice. Bush was wrong
to listen to an obvously insane person. So its not my fault
he dumb and can’t tell the difference between being sane
and insane. I mean seriously George is the dumbest president
I have ever had to deal with. He couldn’t spell cat if you spotted
him C. and A. So that will be the defense of George bush,
god mislead him and god will claim George is dumber then dirt.
It will get ugly.

Kropotkin

Can I please start a thread without you turning it into an excuse to repeat your oft-aired views on President Bush?

Manifested · March 22, 2006, 7:24pm

Peter Kropotkin:

Ahhhh, I see how this is going to work.
When bush comes to trial for impeachment,
Bush will claim GOD mislead him and gave him
bad advice. I mean they talk all the time, or so bush
says. So when challenged, GOD is going to go for
the “insanity” defense. I was nuts when I told George
to invade Iraq and Afghanistan. Too much work, to
much burden on me, cause me to overload and
cause me to give bush bad advice. Bush was wrong
to listen to an obvously insane person. So its not my fault
he dumb and can’t tell the difference between being sane
and insane. I mean seriously George is the dumbest president
I have ever had to deal with. He couldn’t spell cat if you spotted
him C. and A. So that will be the defense of George bush,
god mislead him and god will claim George is dumber then dirt.
It will get ugly.

Kropotkin

What?

But on the main note. That article amuses me. Mr. God. That kind of crazy person is the best.

Peter_Kropotkin · March 22, 2006, 7:29pm

Peter Kropotkin:Ahhhh, I see how this is going to work.
When bush comes to trial for impeachment,
Bush will claim GOD mislead him and gave him
bad advice. I mean they talk all the time, or so bush
says. So when challenged, GOD is going to go for
the “insanity” defense. I was nuts when I told George
to invade Iraq and Afghanistan. Too much work, to
much burden on me, cause me to overload and
cause me to give bush bad advice. Bush was wrong
to listen to an obvously insane person. So its not my fault
he dumb and can’t tell the difference between being sane
and insane. I mean seriously George is the dumbest president
I have ever had to deal with. He couldn’t spell cat if you spotted
him C. and A. So that will be the defense of George bush,
god mislead him and god will claim George is dumber then dirt.
It will get ugly.

Manifested: what?

K: I am riffing on the idea of a crazy god giving
bush crazy idea’s. And that will be bush’s defense
during impeachment. Seeeeeee.
OK, so not all comic idea’s pan out.

Kropotkin

Manifested · March 22, 2006, 7:35pm

Peter Kropotkin:

Peter Kropotkin:Ahhhh, I see how this is going to work.
When bush comes to trial for impeachment,
Bush will claim GOD mislead him and gave him
bad advice. I mean they talk all the time, or so bush
says. So when challenged, GOD is going to go for
the “insanity” defense. I was nuts when I told George
to invade Iraq and Afghanistan. Too much work, to
much burden on me, cause me to overload and
cause me to give bush bad advice. Bush was wrong
to listen to an obvously insane person. So its not my fault
he dumb and can’t tell the difference between being sane
and insane. I mean seriously George is the dumbest president
I have ever had to deal with. He couldn’t spell cat if you spotted
him C. and A. So that will be the defense of George bush,
god mislead him and god will claim George is dumber then dirt.
It will get ugly.

Kropotkin

Ugghh… the giant leaps of illogic are huting my brain.

Mastriani · March 22, 2006, 7:35pm

So by exposing himself to women to reveal God, does it follow that “None come to the Father, except by me, the Divine Crank.”

God has penis, shares penis with women, women find God, ergo penis is enlightment - is that proper logic?

LMAO.

Excellent saitd, possibly the best ever. LMAO.

Obw · March 22, 2006, 7:43pm

Great pic

Manifested · March 22, 2006, 7:44pm

Thankee-sai

xanderman · March 22, 2006, 7:46pm

The adult side is horrified by the actions, but the kid in me has to admire his word-play.

Manifested · March 22, 2006, 7:48pm

He certainly needs some mental help. But I wouldn’t say I’m horrified. Having a wang waggled at you is certainly not the worst thing. Even if it is an old… wrinkly… wang… ::shiver::

Mastriani · March 22, 2006, 7:50pm

I agree completely. I think this opens up a whole different, and new, translation for religious texts. Just imagine …

In the beginning was the …

Skydaemon · March 22, 2006, 7:52pm

Although it may be the worst thing that’s ever happened to someone while in line to get coffee.

But at least he can always fall back to running around naked screaming “Behold God in all his glory!”

Mastriani · March 22, 2006, 10:39pm

This is truly awful. Don’t you see the consequences of this?

Do you not know what the deciding question will be … can anyone prove whether or not God was circumcised.

Then all will become divided between the Holy Purple Helmet Brotherhood and the Church of the Divine Sheath.

Chaos, disorder, crusades, disillusionment, heresy and blasphemy … the entirety of the world will fall because of this simple division, and humanity will be lost.

Truly a sad day, see how we have fallen from grace.

LMAO …

As you can see it makes no sense really… and for that I don’t apologize.
Old_Gobbo

Manifested · March 23, 2006, 9:24am

Probably.