I made you. Remember.
Just don’t eat that apple. You’ll die when you know the truth.
You have free will.
You did? Well then.
You are of sinful nature. I love you, I hate sin in you. You have to love me.
Sanity?
Trade.
Your soul is pure, your body is impure. Your soul belongs to me. I hate impure. Want me.
Health?
Trade.
Faith alone saves you. Don’t lose faith in me.
Brain?
Good deeds save you. Don’t lose morals.
Fun?
Oh my God, who said I am dead?
Nevermind.
Pray to me, if you have any problem. I know everything.
I will help you. I can everything.
I’m everywhere. Just start searching.
Don’t ask if I exist. I’m the answer!
You’ll know the truth when you die.
Just don’t eat that shit.
You have free will.
You did? Well then.
You made me. Forget it.