Lets see what can be done by just using homonyms in this thread. See if you can make a sentence that can be interpreted in more than one way. Sensical or nonsensical. Have fun, here is a list of some;
http://home.alphalink.com.au/~umbidas/Homonyms_main.htm
We can throw in polysemes too just for kicks
I admit, I will have to think on this one before I can contribute 
Why does bridge make you so rich? Because it’s always going from bank to bank.
When my friend called and said he was “in a state”, I had no idea how bad it was: he was in Wales.
Oh ho ho. Maybe he was eating Welsh Rabbit.
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being is bright
Its hard being bright
Derrrrr
The trick, is broke.