This has been pissing me off for the past month or so. At work, I have two bitches constantly trying to grab my attention. Honestly I don’t care, and I don’t want to talk to them. Now they think I’m gay, which is fine for me because I don’t give a shit but they still try to talk to me when I’m busy. How do I tell them to shut up and that I’m not interested in them sexually without sounding rude or unprofessional?
go to work wearing a pretty blue dress… be sure to have lots of eye makeup as well…
-Imp
Imp
we are not allowed to cross dress at work. besides I’m not gay and I don’t want to appear gay in front of my colleagues. there is a time and place for everything and the time and place which is 9am in the office is not the time and place for gossiping or finding a mate, they are ugly and will become uglier as time goes by, I just wish they can just shut up and piss off.
I want a one liner that shuts them up for good.
I mean honestly, I just to tell them that I don’t care. I don’t even look at the same porn pic twice let along looking at two fully dressed ugly women who want me to be their slave in the kitchen. they can just FUCK OFF for all I care.
tell them to piss off then… but keep in mind that women, even the “ugly” ones, talk… you fancy that blonde in accounting? well she heard how you dissed the other two and wants nothing to do with you…
you could always file a sexual harrassment law suit against them…
-Imp
Well, you can go to your boss and report sexual harrassment, serious, no joke. Men get harrassed by rude females. It should not be tolerated by either gender. Friendly joking, is one thing out and out pushy rudeness is another, you are there to work, not flirt.
Or you can look at these ladies and tell them that you have no interest in being their friend or sexual partner. And Tell them; if they do not stop harrassing you, you will report them.
They may not believe a man will report sexual harrassment you may have to be adamant and stress it verbally or put it in writing by showing them a copy of a letter written to the bosses documenting their harrassment. If they see a signed letter they ought to back off.
Good luck.
Tell them they’re keeping you from work. If they respond mockingly, tell them you will complain to your supervisor if they distract you any longer. And do so, if necessary.
thanks for all the response. the situation is not so serious that I have to report, it’s just that they want other people’s attention, and i’m sort of a nice guy in the office so they want my attention, but I like everyone else just don’t care. i’m just there to do my job so why can’t they do the same.
I don’t really care about them, I turn a deaf ear, just that sometimes it gets to you.
A nice Nazi guy. I know your problem, only in my case it’s gay guys. I just distance myself from them, sometimes blatantly ignoring them.
They are like that because they are human gadflys. They think they are being nice, social and friendly, not rude and overbearing.
Just tell them the truth bluntly.Sometimes even though it may seem rude the absolute truth is not, you would be doing them a favor and yourself a favor. If they still don’t get it, Say;; Look, Bitches leave me alone you are a pain in my butt, so back the fuck off. You may just have to be rude like that. Some people need to be hit over the head to get the message loud and clear.
I know this because, sometimes I require it. 
If I were you, I’d just tell them politely (whilst imagining to myself beating the little shits to death right then and there) ask for them to leave as I have a lot of work to catch up on.
Or, just tell them how it is. Not angrily, but just give them your point of view and why it’s bothersome.
Women talk and socialize, and that doesn’t mean they are sexually attracted to you. They might be, and they might not be. Considering they think you are gay and still want to talk with you, you might consider their desire to talk is something else besides sexual attraction. I know the young man who insistently attempts to talk with me when I am busy, is not sexually attracted to me, he just wants to talk.
I suggest you handle the attempts to converse just the same I do. Say you want to focus on your work and do not want to talk. This will have to be repeated several times, because talkitive people are driven by an inner need to talk. It takes a lot to over ride their urge to talk, but given time this can be done. They might hear you better if you begin by thanking them for wanting to include you in the social circle, and then explaining you don’t like to socialize while on the job.
Let slip that your number one sexual requirement from a woman is ass to mouth 
Tell them that you have a girlfriend and every time they start talking, shift the subject to how wonderful your girlfriend is. Make sure they feel insignificant in comparison to her. I think they will back off.
You haven’t given any examples and that makes it very difficult to give you clear advice.
Thanks everyone. I think the reason they want to talk is because their job is soo boring and they don’t have a boy friend but then, from 9 to 5 and in the office is not the right time or place to be finding a mate or even a friend.
A colleague is exactly what it is, someone you work with. Often we work with people we would never ever socialize with, and that’s a fact.
I’ve got to start telling them I’m too busy.
There is no “right time or place to be finding a mate or even a friend.”
you might as well get a shag out of it
“I’m sorry, we can’t date or develop a relationship, I have warts on my ass and genitalia. Yes, it is highly contagious.”
Absolutely, I bring up my wife constantly when I am being hit on.