How Dumb Are You?

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I admire musicians who can strum and fret and sing and dance simultaneously. I’m one of those people who’s attention tends to get bound up in one activity so I find it difficult to drive and carry on a conversation. I appreciate the humor in ‘He can’t chew gum and walk at the same time’ because that really hits home for me.

Your turn.

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The title of this thread is misleading.

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You’re right. I’m really asking you to divulge how dumb you feel, while quite aware that the question can precipitate catatonia.

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I’ll take this opportunity to express sympathy for the souls bound into catatonic bondage on some levels and yet whose indomitnatable spirits rise into marvelous flights of eloquence in the arts and other fields. just because your expressions are often lost and unapreciated by a dullard like me doesn’t mean I think any less of you for it. (I think that was inspired by a chapter in Corinthians)

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I’m smart, but my lack of sense of direction never fails to make me feel dumb ](*,)

I’ve got lost in a straight line before! :laughing:

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I’m smart as in wise in awareness of things. I’m in good tune with moment and feelings emotions, thus i can solve many issues. BUT when it comes to smart as in materilistic book smarts my lack of focus in such situations i fail to equal up to, and the no emotion face i often carry “proves” to ignorance i’m dumb lol.

I also don’t consider myself “smart” because everything i know is just awareness. Only takes conscious to learn what i know.

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I say things like “I write books more better than good.” That’s how dumb i am.

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Uh…Hebrews 13.

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Taking pizza orders at work is beyond my capabilities.

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My capability for math used to be promising but Ladyjane’s posts are making me insane. (that is a joke)

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I spend my life posting in philosophy forums.

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I seem to like the taste of my foot in my mouth. I can speak before thinking quite easily. I tell horrible lies except when I do it for fun.