I was playing with the stapler and accidently impaled my finger with the stapler. Owie!!!
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As my friend once warned his daughter, “Careful, kitties are sharp.” The same goes for staplers.
BTW, I think there was a man who was looking for his lost stapler somewhere around here.
I am counting on someoneisatthedoor to delete this thread fairly soon, but meanwhile, I am doing you a favour, PG: now that he highly probably would not decide to delet it, just so to contradict my anticipation. However with siatd, you never know - it could still be wiped out in the initial wrath storm irretrivably…
Hmm, this calls for that famous line: “Can’t touch this.” (in more ways then one)
This is a lesson that we should never forget.
Uniqor I think you are taking up more than your fair share of my screen real estate with that avatar.
No! There are no accidents, PG. Everything is precisely determined so ignore the fucking quantum physicists. That staple had no choice and neither did you. Amor fati, PG. Love your fate and become stronger.
Last week my helper shot me with a nail gun. In a fit of pain and rage I clenched my fists and raised them to the sky saying- “damn you, God!” Then I started shouting in ancient gothic tongues as my eyes rolled back, convulsing and thrashing my arms wildly about the room. My helper jumped back and ran for his life, not knowing what I would do.
Eventually, the pain subsided, and I beckoned my helper, assuring him that it was not his fault. He wasn’t convinced, and to this day he feels awkward around me. For that I feel terrible.
No kidding.
Yo Uni, ya’ think you could just use a head shot of Fritz for your avatar? He certainly does look dashing with that uniform and sword, but its the eyes and the moustache that are important.
Uniqor–what is with that Avatar anyway?
Detrop-- If that was supposed to be funny then- 
… If not then, are you serious?
It feels godlike to refreshingly alter the screen layout for eveybody, obw - my knight christened by my own hands - you should probably try it sometime, even in a more meanful manner.
detrop, you’ve been calling me Uni recently. I thought Uni is Bessy and TheAdlerian, Jerry and Angel’s alone. What is the primary reason behind that?
PhilosophyGirl:I was playing with the stapler and accidentally impaled my finger with the stapler. Owie!!!"
K: No big deal. you don’t really have to worry until you staple
yourself to a moving vehicle, then maybe I would worry.
Kropotkin
Not about the theatrics, but I did get shot with the nail gun and I do blame God.
Seriously though, Uni, its a bit of a chore having to scroll down so far to read the posts. I like the flexed hair-in-the-face tough-chick look much better. Sexy, strong, independent…a veritable Aeon Flux.
detrop, those compliments are indeed nice, but there is something that you probably should see before advancing the compliments any further - for you never know: Uniqor probably does not deserve them in the strictest sense.
ilovephilosophy.com/phpbb/vi … 5&start=25
please scroll down on the link, and follow the conversation between myself and Wildarms, right to the last page of the thread.
Nick names often express a sense of comfort with another person and a friendship that has developed beyond the initial formalities that existed upon meeting. Often we hear an individual in a social group grant that right to the ones he/she feels a kinship with, while those who are not close do not yet deserve that right:
“Hey, don’t call me that! Only […] calls me that because he is my friend.”
I apologize if I have not yet earned your friendship, but you are welcome to call me “'trop” if you prefer. Call me anything you want, for that matter, because as the wise monk once taught the great Ace Ventura: "no man carries with him a label.
Been watching CartoonNetwork perhaps?
If you think this is some ploy to get into your pants, you are terribly mistaken. Its intelligent women who I seek, not the ones who will fuck me. They line up outside my front door like I was the fucking super-bowl.
Ain’t nuthin’ wrong with wanting a big cock, dear. A horse or an elephant might be a bit extreme, but you do what cha gotta do. I think you shoulda been more easy on your boyfriend, instead of kicking his ass because he couldn’t fuck you right.
Anyway, if you are trying to freak me out with stories about bankok and sex changes, you’ll have to try harder. The things I’ve seen and been through would give you nightmares.
My compliments stand. You are a rare gem, Uniqor, man, woman, whatever. I’d share a milkshake with you anyday.
I don’t watch the idiot box. If I do, its comedy central, the history channel, or the learning channel.
Ace Ventura has always been my hero:
“…if not, then she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen!”
“I’m in psychoville, and Finkle’s the mayor!”
“I’m gonna execute a button-hook pattern in super slow-mo…”
Ace is the man, Xander.
I stapled my thumb one time when I was watching a movie. It didn’t hurt at all. I didn’t notice until I felt the blood drip down my hand.
Edit: TEST
Fingers and thumbs are childsplay - try stapling yourself in the chin, then you’ll really know about the evils of staplers…