Will you give me math without sex strings attached? Unless you say yes, and actually do it, then if I did give you sex (years & years & yeeeeeeears later, say), you would think it was because you gave me math. In fact, even if you said yes, and actually did it, you would STILL think I proved your point.
Which means your point is not falsifiable… because even if I never give you sex, you’ll think it proved your point that women will never have sex with someone who gives them stuff for free.
So you must rethink all your previous evidence for that.
P.s. You’re not gonna believe it, but my mom has the sheet music for Misty on her piano dead center (I just saw it), and I never told her anything about my repeated requests for you to play it for me.
You don’t just have blind faith. I showed you evidence that you were wrong. Even if you have sex that disproves your theory, you’re not gonna change your mind. This leads me to believe that you have always been having sex that disproves your theory. So why do you cling to it? …because it’s freaking working for you, that’s why.
You dirty old man.
You gotta be born nevah to fool me.
So I am infinitely older than you, having access to intuition you will never understand. Which neutralizes the entire rape thing.
No one is in any position to tell grown people what they should and shouldn’t be doing with their own body, so why are you making it your business… is why I didn’t answer that part of your question.
HR needs to know maths, Mr. CEO. We request your presence in our Modesto hq for in-person (um, you know what we mean) training at your earliest convenience.
Respectfully,
nothing witty i’m exhausted gn
Oh. P.s. I officially tender my resignation because I will never, ever, ever call people human resources. Unless, of course, you can totally rename the department to the consent respect department.