I am the first....

This is somewhat philosophically oriented in that it’s an argument, but probably not right for the philosophy forum.

I am the first person ever born who deserves everything and/or anything good on earth and nothing bad.

My proof is that you must at a minimum in every society say that sexual stratification causes increased stress, depression, apathy and agitation in order to deserve sex, drink water, eat food and enjoy life, because you’ve just given the solution to suicide and war. Look at the Bonobo, no war, no sexual stratification. Look at their cousins across the river the Chimpanzee, war and homicide, and sexual stratification. Very simple, cosmic law. Only a non-psychopath can abstract this cosmic law, which technically makes everyone born before me a psychopath.