I demand a rap battle…

…betwixt @Socrates (Pezer) and @Jakob.

On videochat — livestreamed and recorded.

Make it so.

I will accept a poetry challenge from anybody.

Written, perhaps with an agreed meter, possibly freestyle.

If Ichthus does it, she gets to have first and last post.

Nope. You, @Jakob, same video. Period.

I had to wait 29 minutes to post this.

I think I posted my first response perfectly so that I am always able to almost immediately reply after you wait 29 mins.

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How about we just swap joke recipes instead?

What do you get when you cross green bean casserole with tuna noodles casserole with tater tot casserole?

and replace the green beans with peas?

and nix the noodles?

and the tater tots are shaped like stars?

“Peas and thank you, I have so mushroom soup for star tots and slivered almonds.” Just add pepper, Big Tuna.

No?

You, @Jakob, videod rap battle, now.

That blew my mind.

See you in an hour.

Fine. No more demands.

I may not quench your spirit
but you bet your bee-attracted piss I’ma test it

You can’t test it

That’s the task of the ground and the frozen desert

sometimes they delegate

if your mama throwing you to them doesn’t do the trick

and learning too late, you weren’t born too quick

…you still think messing with Grandmasauras ain’t gonna get Jurasskicked? (stole that)