I saw some guy on a commercial showing people getting thrown into jail who looked exactly like Smears.
Was it you Smears? 
lol–I don’t know…
Youtube please!!!
Did he say anything? Something like ‘These bitches didn’t make my grade. Do you?’
I was actually interviewed by a local news reporter a few weeks ago about guns on campus and I was the one they chose to play out of everyone interviewed. I didn’t know it until my friend told me that she saw me on the news. I thought that’s what you were talking about. I was actually arrested in February, but there were no cameras present, and they didn’t tell me I was under arrest until I was securley inside thier building. Those tricky bastards! I get to go to the grand jury in September, two court dates already passed, then maybe I get an actualy jury. I’ll let you guys know how it goes.
After the eighth shot with the taser, they were finally able to subdue Smears:
I accidentally tazed myself once and fell down some stairs when I was about 16.
Okay, so how many people have actually been on TV?
I was once.
I was helping to clean out the Rouge River; news crew was there; saw a shot of my back. It was thrilling.
I was. I did a commercial for a county fair. I was in full clown makeup, though.
Whaddaya in for, molesting a dead horse? 
I keep electrocuting myself on random light switches - I finally understood the other day why the front of my hair is fuzzier than the rest, hahaha!
Unlawful imprisonment and unlawful use of a chemical spray.
I can see it now: Smears holding someone hostage, duct-taped to a chair, with a bottle of nasal spray.
No he was in his own car. I had photos of him breaking into my house, and he was armed with three of my handguns. I just sprayed him with mace and called the cops, holding him there for about 4 minutes. Cops are mostly cowards and egomaniacs who for the most part, don’t do an effective job.