I Love Bill Clinton Like I love Kittens

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If Clinton wins, we’re going to have such a wonderfully weird world. The Democratic Speakers all insist that there is no trouble in the world and that the US is like a giant beautiful nursery. A nursery with a massive military. This can only go wrong in the very best of ways.



America has been a nursery with a massive military for a relatively long time. That’s why a Trump presidency will be a disaster.

A Clinton presidency wouldn’t be a disaster? :laughing:

This is the best topic ever.

No, it would keep North America alive for a few more years while Europe and the Middle East continue to go down in flames.

Pezers association with this picture was of the Superman.

I thought you broke up with Pezer, decided not to be a gay duo.

If you elect Trump, America can live on for centuries, and he may damn well salvage the collapse in Europe and the middle east by getting our allies to reform.

You have such a pessimistic outlook in supporting Hillary. Vote for optimism instead.

He’s renting out Bulgarian girls, Im testing them out for endurance sometimes.

Yes, I will vote Trump.

You can’t vote.

Thats just wrong.

We did it to keep foreigners from flooding our election cycles.

You not only can’t vote, but I can’t run for presidency till age 35 (never will, just using me as a example) and I got to spend a set percentage of my adult life having lived in the US… being ambassador, sent overseas by the government on official duty doesn’t count against you.

We also ban the use legally of inherited titles (we will recognize it in a civil case if for whatever reason a deed for the land is tied to that title, purely on a property or treaty basis if claimant status needs to be made sense of due to conflicting claims).

All this is done so we don’t have our democracy bumrushed.

I believe we do have a mutual business treaty with the Netherlands however… I know any US citizen can move to the Netherlands to start a business (main way Americans have outside of marriage to get into Europe) with very few stipulations attached, then after I think 5 years get a residency permit. Gotta prove you speak the gibberish-goop monkey speak of the locals.

If it is a mutual treaty, you can move to the US, move to a renegade state like California… they allow illegals to vote in local elections. I’m not certain of the status for federal elections, but you will have some sort of say, albiet in a imploding state. There has been a steady stream of Americans escaping that place, even Burger King gave up on California and moved to Canada… they sadly have a sounder tax structure.

After so many years of residency (20+, I can’t recall the specifics) you can run for national Congress, be it House of Representatives or Congress. I don’t believe there is a natural citizen clause banning you from serving in the supreme court either, or even in the presidential cabinet… you will just be out of the line of succession for president if a attack happened.

We did all this to enduse out democracy wouldn’t implode under immigration pressures, or fall sway of a popular foreign monarch who saw how loose our standards would of otherwise of been, and just run for president, land his Armues unopposed and say “Finders Keepers”… I am of course recalling the Dutch occupation of England under William III. We designed it so that shit can’t happen again. I still won’t recognize Parliament as a legal institution, wasn’t reopened by the lawful king, who now resides in Austria.

It is the reason why everyone got angry at the left when Obama started campaigning in Germany with his “Yes We Can” speeches in his first presidential election… they can’t vote, not part of our system, inspiring them or convincing them the president is great or bad isn’t any of their damn business. I prefer them to hate us, then have to jump through hoops to win their useless approval.

Which is kinda funny… he ran on the idea we can save America’s image internationally (needed no saving) and the very crowds that are cheering him are now living in fear of terrorist strikes, because he pulled out of Iraq after we won it, just for the sake of losing it.

We need to worry less about how the eurotrash think of us, a and more on good long term strategy. We need to reduce the wars through competent and strong alliances, decisive yet limited actions, and not in inspiring the international liberal arts crowds that we hold to some lofty bullshit ideal up in the crowds. Fuck those people, their grandfathers tried to shoot at us, and they follow the same Nietzsche an philosophies that continue to incapacitate them. They need to do less of demanding to be lead and inspired, and do more of the hard work of building a competent and sound NATO alliance, paying their own way, and relying on the US less for all security needs. We are willing to be there to support you if your willing to stand for yourselves. Why I love the Kurds. They do just that. If I could switch out the population of Germany for countries like the Kurds, Albanians, Georgians… I fucking would in a heartbeat. Send the Germans to go die in Iraq and Syria in mass… confused and scared shirtless at the sight of ISIS, someone handing out rifles found on the floor and someone reply back in a thick German accent “Is it Green?”

No fuckhead… it is not green. Defend yourself or die. Welcome to the real world.

I can start a business in the US? Does this include residency?

By the way I would not be so sure about the Germans. In fact Id put money on them wiping out all of ISIS within a month.

No, certain the Germans would fail… they aren’t what they once were. They’ve had too many generations of back to back wars, wiped out their alpha male population… genes are still around, but they are in the recessive now. I think it will take several generations till they become more balanced… same for Russia… you just can’t assert a cultural machoism and expect the population to boom with the play effect… they lack the substance, it is a projection to cover up for Russian weakness on the national level, instead of the average man feeling confident, and average woman feeling confident about her man, and society trusting them both to make the right decisions.

A strong state, like the US, encourages this. We still have family units… they are in disarray with eventual divorces, but we still initiate them. We generally trust our men to respond to threats, to go out and try great things. Our women applaud it… I will give an example… last year on mothers day, I was bringing my land lady out to eat at Outback Steakhouse in Steubenville, Ohio.

As I’m getting out, a guy goes running past me with a TV screen from the mall. Guys are chasing him in under a minute… I’m waiting for her to stop fucking around in her trunk and just go in already (she does this everytime) and I’m hazy on what is happening at this point, wasn’t till someone said he was a shop lifter that I put two and two together.

He leaped off the side of a cliff into the woods… and everyone stopped… so I yelled to her that I will be right back, went over to the hill, looked down, he was in a grassy area 10 feet down right next to a briar patch.

So I figured, just leap down next to him, wrestle the TV away from him.

And I leaped down… and said Hello, but when he saw me falling started leaping into the briar patch head first crawling…

Well… I went this far, so grabbed at his ankle, lost his shoe in my hand, he kept going screaming. So I started crawling too, with thorns in my shoulders, back, and face.

Half hour later, it is dark, and we ate both in a creek bed half surrounded by stores a hundred feet up, both getting stuck in briar patches. I coordinated with the police, telling them which store he was heading towards… he gets out first (ouch, honestly, that place hurts if you can’t see, fortified thorny hell).

I crawl out of a bush into a market parking lot, expecting police to have him on the Hood… and encounter… fucking nothing. Police never bothered to show up.

He escaped one shoe, purely because he wanted to go far more than I wanted to rip myself up in chasing him, he was usually 10-15 feet ahead of me cause he would crawl out of bushes first and take off running, while I was still on my belly exiting in pursuit.

I get back, of course my landlady is now fucking done with her trunk, doing whatever crazy shit with her multiple purses she does, sitting there drinking water… my body is covered in sticky plant pods, dirt, and sweat… so ask if they can fetch her, as I’m in no condition to eat.

I was informed every woman there was impressed and wouldn’t stop talking about me, and the next night a pretty waitress named Victoria kept flirting with me (couldn’t take her up as I’m poor as fuck, and was already saving up for equipment then).

I’m sure being even poor I could of landed her though, just would of been a miserable marriage in poverty. She would of made my life hell, but we would of had lots of kids. It is easy for a man to knock up a woman who is confident in her man’s worth in such matters.

If society trusts men to make such decisions, it tends to have positive traits in national defence and in it’s reproductive pattern. China under early Marxism trusted it’s men, who were guerilla fighters, to do just this. It’s population is now in free fall decline, despite stopping the One Child, One Family policy… they can’t convince people to have kids. Why? The state controls everything, has a monopoly on violence and opinion control. My act was a act of violence, but a positive one for a market economy.

In Italy, Violence is illegal, we have a Airborne Base in Italy, nearly got sent there myself, luckily I didn’t. Country is very backwards, if someone breaks into your house to steal, it us considered more wrong to stop them than they are in stealing, so you just gotta wave and say hello as they rob you blind and pick pocket you. They have a notoriously bad legal system, truly rotten. They also control all the property through repressive taxation to support the socialist regiem in that state.

End result is, men are not trusted in Italy to do they right thing, by their family or community, and they are immensely expendable. Families are more or less outlawed given the obstructions the state puts in place to having them… women will stick to a good man in poverty, will have children, but a good man is going to be hesitant in return to do this if he isn’t able to provide.

Variations of these problems exist all over. I’m not advocating Machoism, as it usually comes off as too much play with stereotypes and a joke, nor am I saying role reversal can’t likewise work… just saying this is the reason many states are failing. Nigeria and India are booming, but men aren’t restricted.

Men aren’t a institution for defence, it comes naturally to us, our instincts align with this much more so than your average woman. Institutions for defence best operate when they seek out this instinct as the perinnial source of renewal. If your building a country, like US was in Iraq, it us absolutely imperative to rebuild the trust of the community in it’s men, not just in the local militia or police. A occupational force in time becomes inherently incompatible with such a outlook, but it is the best bastion of autonomy and law and order. Laws that go against this instinct are usually inherently bad. I only recommend trimming them in cases of vigilantism when stable, responsive court systems exist that can process cases more scientifically and fairly in determining innocence and guilt… if this goes away, it needs to revert back to vigilantism of the Xeer Law sorts.

You read Dutch, I don’t, what does the internet say? I can only read about the Americans using the treaty to move to the Netherlands. We did liberate your country in WW2, my old unit has monuments all over the place there, so there is a chance the Dutch just did this out of gratitude and business sense, but more than likely it is a mutual treaty negotiated prior to the EU (50s was when it was made).

Your in Montreal… there is a train that links up to New York City. I’ve taken it from Net York to Montreal, was a nice ride. You can probably run a business there… taxes are outrageous, as well as the insanity if the regulation… the mobile business I’m starting was originally going to be in New York, but they have absurd requirements stating I have to have one year of trade credits from a institute that runs 8 hours a day for a year, costs $90,000 to take… I learned to do it myself, and Pa next door has no such rules whatsoever, not even a licence requirement. Which sucks, as it is legal to live in your vehicle in New York City proper. They have a few dozen philosophy groups in the city, wanted to join a few… the top one in the country is in New York (only has three guys, they read a new book each week for their meetings, most can’t stick to that crunch).

So I started looking at DC, then Philadelphia as it us between the two… but Philadelphia is next to New Jersey, and that isn’t good. I’m from West Virginia, and we look down on New Jersey for being backwards and uneducated. It is different closer to NY you get, but I’m not exactly inspired by the examples of humanity I’ve seen streaming out. It is embarrassing, they shouldn’t let those people out to walk around in other states like that. Sends the wrong kind of message… the message of New Jersey.

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If we maintain $4,500 Euros in stock or in a business bank account, pay our taxes and your mandated healthcare thingy, we get to stay.

We can’t dip below $4,500. So that means I can move to Dutchistan, start a hot dog cart business, and after getting residency move anywhere in the EU as a sneaky fucker. Just… they want you to learn Dutch, and live in the Netherlands first for a few years, which is honestly a deal breaker. I kept getting encouraged by a few people to join some English only Dutch economy school, saying I would be perfect, but refused on the basis I would be surrounded by Dutch speakers smoking pot, wearing wooden shoes picking tulips, looking at me cross eyed, saying they were atheists. That shit ain’t right. Especially certain after seeing the Dude Bigalow movie in the Netherlands, not a sound country at all, only food they make is cheese… I like cheese, but not that much. Great way to make me sick of it.

If I moved there, I would just buy a goat and a baseball bat, and beat it to death in the street in the middle of traffic, screaming fuck this stupid place.

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That is the treaty.

It says as long as you invest in the business, are present yo ensure it is functioning properly, we have to be equally open and fair. It says a substantial sum of money… given in the Netherlands it is 4,500 EU’s, I am guessing it can’t be too high vice versa or we will be in violation of the treaty.

When the UK left the EU, this treaty is the main mode open to US businesses to get back into the EU. Any country allows easy business startup, but often make it hell to get your employes there. I’ve read for the trader business visa, your country still has to jump through the expected hoops of skilled worker clauses (the skill set has to be rare) but that is as a employee, not as a business owner.

So figure out what the minimum business investment is, slap that in a account, and travel south. All Montreal gas us flatness, cold, and angry French prostitutes. It is the lower dark pit of North American culture. I’m all for immigration as long as we control it, and such a treaty provides control.

Thats agreement is very interesting.

Can I get you to actually do that?
It would be the best thing that has happened there in years.

Im not kidding as it would revitalize the culture. Ill pay you a couple of hundred bucks.

That wouldn’t even pay for the plane ticket.

Culture doesn’t revitalize from acts, but intentions.

And besides, I doubt I could have a sincere meltdown in just one day… A few years with the Dutch maybe, especially if they are all like Sauwelios, but if I’m going to have a nervous breakdown coupled with rage, it shall wait till it becomes legit. Had I remained in San Francisco, I probably would of snapped.