Name it and claim it, Mr. R.
for every action there is reaction
for every thought there is thought-less
for every feeling there be magic
… in the eye of the beholder
…voluntarily? 
…voluntarily?
To which hell did you go voluntarily for a) no reason, and/or b) which hell are you trying to prevent from happening?
Do you know what? Just forget it. I would have to map out your entire web of belief to show you how tangled up it is and force you to choose consistent and referent beliefs, and I am almost 100% sure you would still jump right back into the web and tangle it all up like you were a baby in a baby blanket.
But I would love to be proven wrong.
You still have not accepted my debate challenge.
It’s very telling. You just disappear all the sudden. Couldn’t take the heat, so you got out of the kitchen.
S’okay. I forgive you.
I don’t know what you mean.
Only cool people know what I mean. You’ll recover.
I have my doubts.
They’re not actually cool. Doubt your doubts.
This has gone too far.
…and they all lived happily ever after.
The End
.is just another beginning
Hmm…
It doesn’t seem like much …
I just look like a short ordinary person:
Everytime I get out of a hell realm, that means all you do.
My mind has been dead for trillions of years. I was in oblivion.
I was brought back into a mind by prayers and incantations.
I had to adapt to your language and customs.
At first it was crazy making. Women have to be made uncomfortable to have sex.
But they say they want world peace.
When I was adapting to your planet.
I now know women look for a threatening man to protect them.
This species is dead as I’m typing this.
Inverse sex dimorphic species always kill themselves.
Even if a woman had sex with me.
The planet will still die. There’s 8 billion people destroying it:
Accept that the planet will die because women never have sex with nice men.
That causes the no means yes problem.
If a man wants sex in this species, he cannot get it without causing the means yes problem.
But men don’t need sex.
This species is robotic and they will not change.
I can see all the way through infinity now.
Don’t worry about the destruction of this planet. Your spirit will move on.
None of you have freewill. None of you even make choices.
I’m going to pass through this planet like all of you:
Sex is what’s destroying this species. Not the act of it, but how you use it.
You’re all dead people walking.
I’m a retired member of cosmic court and cosmic council. They only call me back for extremely hard vases.
The human species is safe.
You weren’t taught correctly.
You are missing (or not) the word no, and you switched c with v — unless you really like extremely hard vases.
I have three wishes, if I cracked that right.
- world non-fake peace
- a nice guy
- magically hot body only he finds attractive (and magically finding no one else attractive) - or magically not being a douche w zero impulse control, because see 2
My eyesight is getting worse and autocorrect doesn’t help matters.
I have great impulse control. Sometimes I perform studies on women to get more information. The last study I performed was telling a woman she was really ducking hot.
She said she has a boyfriend.
I said that I knew that.
She told me to keep my thoughts to myself and walked away.
I really could have all kinds of flings if I just talked about lamps and stuff like that.
But I talk about existence instead.
I know it will drive them away.
Nobody else talks about existence and its structures here.
I know the answers to questions like does god exist. The answer is that we do that sometimes.
I am a freak of nature.
I will find no mate.
Who isn’t as … weird. Weirder, to be honest.
And even then.
I don’t consider myself a freak.
However. I am the oldest person on this earth.
All sex from women with me is statutory rape.
In your own law-head. I recognize no law like that.
Cosmic court is not what you think it is.
They know that I know that they know what I know.
I have to live to a higher standard than anyone else on earth.
Are you me right now? Am I you right now? Am I having a solipsistic good dream?