We had a power cut and I was using a Grill lighter and I spilt lighter fluid on my ham which burnt it quite badly and then ‘cause I was not paying attention I did it again and got 3rd degree burns on said ham.
It hurts, please don’t use Grill lighters unless you are fully health and safety compliant on them. Or are not a moron. 
My ham looked a little like this.
Interesting a burnt ham and a burnt hand… you all need to quit playing with combustibles. Please get an adult to help you both… 
Sounds both painful and delicious, a rare combination.
I deserve this I am only not surprised you didn’t mock me on my thread it was after all a damn stupid thing to do. Incidentally hand is healing ok, but I think it’ll be a moth at least before the scars have gone. Play with fire and you may well get burned. 
Oh HH I have to do this, my orniness is popping up and making me laugh, this is just a tease. You think it will be a moth to heal??? A moth? Thats what, 24 hours maybe 48??.
Damn I wish I had your chemistry
I do hope you heal fast, coconut oil will help, give it a try. Or aloe vera. Aloe is best for it.
It’s a moth, it is the time taken for one moth to eat a medium sized t shirt to the point it is unwearable. Which just so happens to be about a month.
Wrecked upon a shore am I, weigh your anchor and have at me, it seems everyone else does. Not that I am persecuted, I kinda like it, bullies are morons who need to taste the sting of moronic.Not you by the way… Crucifixion? Good one cross each first door on the left.
Hon, you know darn well that dangling a tasty worm in front of a Largemouth Bass, it bites. Seems to me you enjoy baiting and hooking the Largemouths… fess up now…
Aye I does like me some bacon. 