I really like how my sock fit, they are elastic, and fit perfectly. I wish there was a full body sock, with a zipper for entry, from head to toe for men, we could all just w a lk around faceless in it, maybe with sandals (yes, I wear socks with sandals, your a fag not to.)
Good socks can make a huge difference in your life. Patagonia makes a baselayer that’s like wearing a big sock under your clothes, but it’s 2 pieces.
I want it full body, including head, hands, and feet.
One zipper for the crotch, one for the mouth… I don’t know how to do the butt, don’t know if butt zipper is very practical, given potty time, but dammit, people go yo fashion school for a reason and can figure this all out. They got degrees, time to use them dammit.
You need those old school pajama style butts that open to form a hatch for pooping. You could always find a hippie girl that likes to sew and have her rig all the pieces together. Get one of those neck gaiters and the patagonia baselayer pieces and sew em together with some kind of ninja hat and boom. Now you’re covered up like you’re in a big sock and you can still eat, poop and see.
No see… I still have my old army ninja silks, Bali (kind of ski mask) and can talk about all shiny already, head to toe in black.
Thing is, it doesn’t hug me, or fit as perfectly and comfortably as my sock does, around every curve.
You see, I want that comfortable snug fit that comes with elasticity, the breatheabikity of socks, and it’s clever meshing if different kinds of threads and fabrics in one sock. I want this in one full body suit, with a little pouch for my privates, expanding knit for weight gain in my stomach, and extra strong fabric for my inner thighs and arms from rubbing.
Something I can wear with dignity on a first date, to show off my real body to any prospective mate, without actually dealing any skin.
Its a little too big here, not as big as you hope there, but rest assured, it will get bigger as I walk you in the park later, nothing to hide, full glory, all natural, yet fully covered, every possible inch covered… and I feel so silky smooth all over too, baby.
What woman wouldn’t want that?
I dunno man. I think the hos would go for it. That being said, if you’re not familiar with the patagonia capilene baselayers, you’re missing out on life. I throw those shits on and stand outside when everyone is freezing and I’m the guy who’s like, “it’s not that cold”, and they’re so thin, yet so thermal that I can stay warm without being bulky. And…they’re stretchy all over so I’m pretty sure you could with a bit of stitching and what have you, create just the thing you seem to be talking about.
I was on a motorcycle the other day with the baselayers, a tshirt and jeans and a heavy fleece that sort of blocks the wind, and a pair of gloves just riding around with the temps in the 30s and I was fine. Leaning into curves without my balls feeling restricted. It was glorious.
I used to ride in the military surplus polypropolene stuff. Kind of fuzzy on the inside and smooth on the outside. I had the head piece and all under the helmet back in the day. The stuff was kind of a beige color and pretty warm. You may know the stuff I"m talking about I dunno. It was warm, but not as warm as the shit I use now, and it was also heavier and more restrictive.
Thats called light polypro. Its mostly useless. Heavy polypro is much better, but is just that, heavy. My ninjasilks as different, the military as a whole wasn’t issued it, it was special order. It isn’t silk, but feels like it, and easily out performs your stuff, meant for a Arctic unit in Afghanistan. I was new to my unit and had snatched some new ones up. Easily better than civilian market stuff, people ask how I got it, and I say “You gotta kill a guy” like Riddick.
I just want a full body sock outfit, one piece, not in pieces. Stretchy, like spandex, all over me, every inch. I want people to see me, instantly knowing I’m a man, but stumped about what race, no matter the angle.
Just feel the sock on your foot, how perfect the fit… why can’t that be all of you?
Sounds like a gimp outfit, but without the fetish angle. Why not just get an all-in-one fitted onesie, complete with feet and zip-up hood, and done?
May I suggest a fishnet version for hot Summer days 
Apparently Gimp means something different in your country than ours. Gimp means a injured person. I have no clue why you think surviving a car accident, surviving with a limp, qualifies anyone to wear such a utilitarian fashion statement.
I don’t want to stigmatize the style.
It can come in all black, all white, or a Argyll get up.
I dunno the difference between the light and heavy polypro, but the stuff I had was kinda thick. A gimp is the dude from the movie pulp fiction. The one who has the leather outfit on where you can’t see his face.
Those are among the best socks that I know of. Maybe you could contact the company and get the fabric from them, and I could get this bitch I know to sew that shit all together into a onesie for ya.
My favourite gimp outfit, ever… so cute 
It’s like you’re provoking me to make a cow joke Mags…
Jesus man you have just got to grow the fuck up.
I got foot long pubic hair, I’m grown enough.
Not you. Also, shave that.
No, Its been knitted into legal underwear. I don’t have to wear clothes now, Judge said it qualifies as clothing given the density of the weave, and how it loops around and covers my ass as well.
I get a lot if compliments on the beach, and don’t have to unzip or unbutton anything at the urinal, I just arch my hips forward, and it comes out of it’s knitted fold and pees. I drop them back to normal, my turtlehead goes back inside.
Been thinking about getting it dyed, but never done my own hair before, so need a professional. I’ve inquired into a hair saloon, but security told me I had to leave.
And just what kind of cow jokes can what I posted conjure up in your mind? What is compelling you to feel the need to do so?
Would you wear that gimp suit? I’m sure it would look very fetching on you AoC
I hope one day I will be as grown up as you so I too can do grown up things like refer to women as ‘hoes’, brag about smoking weed, and buy myself a bike that goes vroom vroom.
Some day, maybe.
What does that suit do? Pressurized the body to set bones? Doesn’t seem very well thought out. Especially when it comes to sweating. Kinda pointless BDSM… you can’t feel the whip, nothing special in the crocho region…
I dunno, fucking British people.
If I was forced to fight in a Mixed Martial Arts tournament against someone professional, I would choose that inflatable Gimp costume. Just take the fetal position with my eyes covered by my hands, let him pound away. Maybe I would bounce like a basketball every time he punches or kicks me, I dunno. Seems safe, kinda.