1) He’d let us understand the ‘signals’ and ‘hints’ woman give us, so as to help get us into their pants.
No, even better! He’d not have made woman give those damn hints and signals in the first place… he’d have made them have the confidence to tell us what the hell they want instead of getting mad when we dont understand/notice their so called ‘hints’ and ‘signals’.
Damn God, why hast thou forsaken us!!?
2) He’d make woman leave us alone when we dont want to be disturbed, all the time for instance - Unless for sex or delivery of food/beer. Then, and only on those occasions, would it be permissable.
3) He’d have given us more time to drink beer and of course, less clothing. If he was a man, we’d all be sitting around drinking beer in Toga’s! Right lads? …Right!
[size=75]Chants[/size] ‘Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!’
I’d also like to add this: 4) Woman are terrible drivers and dont know anything about politics; if God were a man, he’d have banned them from driving, voting and talking without permission - Take that, bitches!