Damn you, Murex: that’s my choice too 
…all of them (Old Testament, New Testament, all other religious texts: Koran etc…) if ever there was a way to control the masses: that will never be beat / greater fables will never be writ: as those mind-controling full-of-bullshit tomes…
The bible? The Old Testament is my favorite! Where else do you find God glorifying sex, existentialism, and murderers?
I would ban Kant’s Critique of Pure Reason.
Why the Critique!?
Talmud.
I was thinking Republic, but Critique is an excellent choice. Most grateful would be hapless philo students who would no longer have to find Cliff Notes for it. And grad students that would no longer have to pretend to have read it.
I like that…The Republic.
I’d also get rid of thus spake zarathustra. So many people read it and totally miss the point.
Does it have to be just one book?
If not, I’d get rid of all Shakespeare. Then we would read Marlowe instead.
If it does have to be just one then it would be that damn Romeo and Juliet.
I hate that that one!!!
I hate Romeo and Juilet too. It gets far too much credit (just like the Bible).
Murex,
Exactly! Thank you! I just generally hate Shakespeare! The only plays that I liked was King Lear and Hamlet.
The Tempest was good.
I’d burn Thus Spake Zarathustra. What a crock of shit.
I´d burn the Bible and the Qu´ran.
Didnt see that coming 
Hey, it’s the truth of my opinion. Deal with it.