Iran and N Korea always in the News

Why is the media always reporting on these guys? They’re upsetting me. They’re making me think I should be worried.

It’s really not my problem. That is for the government to worry about. I’m not the government. I’m an engineer and a musician.

I know nothing about N Korea and Iran and I never will.

If you ask me, the news is in the pocket of the U.S Gov’t. They’re just drumming up terror against the enemies of the assholes in charge of our country. If N Korea fucks with me, it’s not N Korea I’m going after, it’s the assholes in charge whose responsibility is to protect me from N Korea that fucked up.

The government is my paid body guards. I pay them to do their job. I don’t want to hear about their problems. Their problems are theirs.

no, they are useful idiots in the pocket of the totalitarian left… liberal democrats…

ever read mona charen?

-Imp

Nah, the news tried to put the scare in us about Iran and Korea when Bush was in office too. The news is playing along with the Democrats AND Republicans. The government wants to rally it’s people against rival governments, just like Pepsi rivals to Coke. Problem is the news passes what should be government sponsored advertisements for how “bad” Korea and Iran are as news stories.

Korea and Iran aren’t bad. They never did anything to me. The end.