…and who’d believe that I’m witness to this?
-right answer 
very frw if any
The structural problems are simple.
Consent violation
The negative zero sum problem
The pleasurable exclusive access problem
It’s my job to solve all of them for every possible being in existence.
Not just every being, but every possible being.
I solved it. But I’m still here.
My spirit is way different than other spirits. I feel bad if good things happen to me and bad if bad things happen to me. I always feel bad.
So I had to change existence to solve this problem that we all have forever.
The solution is hyper playacting realities where you highest self beams perfect emotions to your aspect self in a self contained infinite universe of a marionetted philosophic zombie universe.
I solved all possible beings heavens forever.
But I’m still here.
I’m confused.
I’ve seen the power of existence.
You can even do wealth translation. Where god gives you this power without losing its power.
Like if you teach that the Spanish word for hello is hola. You gave it to someone without losing it.
I solved the fucking problem, but I’m still here.
This depressed me because I know we never die. I can’t commit suicide or be murdered. We all live forever. I’ll fix it eventually. In the meantime, we all have shitty lives.
I feel everything without filters. That’s why I’m so smart.
If you want to truly understand my spirit …
I feel bad when good things or bad things happen to me. I always feel bad.
That’s why I’m trying to leave. And I can’t leave any of you behind.
Are you mocking the statistical human condition of cognitive distortions as if they all existed incongruently in your head at the same time?
Why is this our problem to solve (or be bothered by) if you can put it so well? Why don’t you see the solution?
Why do you resist the solution? Not as PZR presented it like some kind of “Dr. Leo Marvin” death therapist.
Why does Gamer’s recent post sound like a rephrase of some of your thinking?
I’ve read lots of sociological study’s and psychology studies… actually thousands of them.
You all fit in the bell curve.
I don’t fit in the bell curve.
You’re all non sentient statistics.
It’s not fun to know all organic matter can’t think.
All my efforts are to let you think. They go to waste.
You’re all determined. I’m not. You’d think it’s tragic that I have a mind. It’s not, my mind is beauty incarnate.
It’s tragic that you can’t enjoy it. It’s tragic that you think no one else has an incarnate mind that can mutually enjoy that.
It’s tragic you think you’re an outlier, and that there isn’t a statistic for outliers.
Out here we is … oh nevermind. Brain glitch.
We aren’t just numbers. We’re each the better half. Or third…or infinitieth part….depending on… ok, nm.
Yes… I’ve been reading Theaetetus.
That’s a pretty nice thing to say to me.
I have the weight on this universe on me.
Sometimes I just walk away.
That’s a lot of walking. For both of us.
Do you have an elbow?
Are you going to take my elbow off?
You do realize Ichthus that we’re dealing with god realms now … right?
I was thinking maybe you could offer me your elbow (to keep us from wobbling off into oblivion) and we could walk together. I did not know that there could be such a thing as a detachable elbow. I guess it could be a prosthetic elbow.
Are we ever not dealing with God realms? Do you mean in contrast to the valley of the shadow of death? God goes/is there, too.
I’m not a Bible person Ichthus. I threw my grandmothers life long Bible in the trash.
The Bible is trash. Jesus knows it too. The Bible was written by men in a sex dimorphic species where the men were trying to be dominant to get female mates.
Humans are so primitive.
Jesus was insane.
I have proof of this. I feel sorry for him and the Jews before.
I think you and Jesus have more in common than you might think. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. roflmao
Eff my life! You don’t want to just take me for f***ing walk? Nothing’s going to happen! Don’t believe me - run for the freaking hills!
I have the whole of all of infinity on my mind Ichthus. Jesus failed where I began.
I did not fail my job. A universe with MORE than one sentient being who gets what they want when they want it without hurting anyone doesn’t work. Now that I’ve solved every problem for every possible being. I wait as I’m slowly applying my powers here.
The universe is failing all of us.
Any reality with more than one actual person will violate consent over the course of forever
That’s why hell is necessary, I suppose. To quarantine people that are bound and determined to violate (or deny recognition of) others’ consent.
That dimension you’re creating is a hell of your own making.
The solution is consent recognition. Who knew offering me your elbow could save the entire universe?
But you must give up that dimension you’re creating. It isn’t real. Yet. It’s not too late.
Ichthus.
I’m humoring you.
I have more power than you’ve ever seen before.
I was granted that power from the eternally dead and eternally damned.
What am I doing with that power?
Having a simple cigarette.
I know you won’t change. I know you’re all perfectly sane.
Someone just asked what to write on a college paper about enlightenment.
I told him the truth. No two enlightened beings are the same.
same enough to get same label, eh?
I did something called solving every problem for EVERY possible and actual being in existence. It just needs to be implemented so that people for the first time in existence have a choice to be in consent violating realities or non consent violating realities.
I solved the damn problem. In the spirit world there’s even proof of concept for it.
The solution to the structural problems is this…
Hyper playacting (meaning you act an infinite number of souls based on their body and consciousness signatures) from you highest self to your aspect self in a self contained philosophic zombie marionette self contained universe beaming optimal feelings you you aspect self from your highest self.
This is the only possible way to solve the problem of getting what you want without hurting anyone.
If any god is real, they can use wealth translation to give you this power. Wealth translation is when you give something while still keeping it. Like teaching someone a language.
The problem that needs to be solved is for spirits that always feel bad when good or bad things happen to them.
Any other being delights in consent violating realities where there’s more than one actual person…
I need to leave all of you. Suicide is impossible.
Edited above post.
At least you admit you are not alone in the universe. Let’s hold onto that like Peter held onto Jesus when he was sinking.
Ichthus.
The problem I had to solve was simple.
If I see a pair of tits. Which is my favorite thing in the world which hasn’t happened in decades.
I feel horrible because all I can think about is all the men who are excluded.
When I don’t see a pair of tits, I just feel horrible.
No matter what happens …. I feel horrible.
The problem was simple.
The solution was complicated. But I did solve it.
I need to leave all of you to not feel horrible all the time. I needed to make sure before I left that all of you can leave. Otherwise I’d still feel horrible
….UNLESS “every” only needs one to give it import.
But even then.
If there was always only one, you could never have conceived of many,
And conception takes at least two… the third being that which is conceived.
Check my work.