Last Meal On Death Row

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Well this has indeed gotten deeper. Good. First, de trop, if I really did something that warranted death, I would go gracefully, like Socrates, because I’d feel remorse and that it was only fair. I happen to agree with the US gov in what warrants death…which is basically murdering another and nothing else. If I was unfairly accused I’d claw and scratch to the end.
It would be strange to eat while knowing the food, for the first time in my life, would not be absorbed for sustanence. I’d have to dig real deep to enjoy it, but maybe I could pull it off. In that case…

A cherry tomato and basil reduction caked over al dente penne, a full inch of parmesian/romano encrusting the top, and shredded mozzarella melted throughout. A second course of ahi tuna and filet mignon cubes accompanied by kc masterpiece and wasabi/soy dipping sauces. a dessert of strawberries encased in a white chocolate/belgian chocolate shell…lots of wild turkey shots and Diet Coke (regular coke too cloying) throughout and reruns of Mr. Show playing the whole time. What’s food without TV?

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Hmm, 40 portions of well made Turkish shish-kebab on traditional iron skewers, with crushed chille and tomato dip… Whilst watching high-quality porn. :wink:

(the porn to distract the wandering guards whilst I stick the skewers under my skin to short out the electric chair… ) :sunglasses:

Miraculous escape… Well probably not - but worth a try anyway.

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Opium dusted chinese buns, with a 4 ounce arsenic to wash it down.

OR-----an injection of heroine.

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:astonished: [size=150]Heroine…! [/size]:o

You might struggle to get a 6tf blonde in a chain-mail bikini into the crook of your elbow…

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Calamari with marinara on the side- Hooters TMI buffalo wings with ranch dressing, blue cheese and celery. To drink- Diet Mountain Dew and vodka.

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This thread begs another question: How does one get hired to be the actual Executioner at a given facility…I mean, compared to being employed by the state to “formally” end someone’s life, being a school Janitor looks rather glamorous.

While I’m not against the idea of capital-punishment (but, hey, let’s not go into that debate…), I must admit: You would feel pretty lousy about yourself after only a few weeks of working as the Executioner…

…anyways, back on topic…

…does anyone here know (not from experience, I hope :wink: ): Do they really let you have just about any kind of legal food you want for your last meal? I mean, if they do, someone is shelling-out quite a few $$$…

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Make that a 6’ 3" blond Paul Bettany—not in bikini please. I am a female.

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lets be honest though, its not quite worth death row for even the best meal, or opium.

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Lobster w/clarified butter and lemon, freshly baked sourdough bread and butter, steamed asparagus with a pot of hollandaise sauce, chocolate cake,coddled eggs,Breyer’s chocolate ice cream.

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Coming right up m’lady… One order of Paul Bettany. Would you like him par-broiled or stir-fried…? :sunglasses:

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Wonderful! But please------make him pale, unshaven, unshowered: to match the occasion.

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arendt is a girl? cool.

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Cool :sunglasses:

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Since I would undoubtable have been on death row for cannibalism. I would order a big blond virgin breast (rare) with a large salad and red wine. If there were no virgins around, then the guy they fried before would do.

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Lots, lots of beans - damn my executioners, milk, alcohol and laxative to wash it down. If I’m going to die I die with my music. :evilfun:

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Ape brain fried with whale oil, panda hand boiled in lizard blood, swan neck steamed by jasmine leaf…

… all for my dog.

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A very rare 72oz. steak, 2L of mountain dew, a bucket of icecream, and 1Kg of prunes (take that ya bastards)