Let's all chip in to buy Joker a Bazooka!

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I think if it were possible and you guys wanted to, we could all send presents to each other. I dont know how much we would spend on each other but I guess I’d leave that up to you to decide.

How many regulars we got?

I just figure I cant have these conversations with anybody in my real life, so i’m really thankful you guys exist and we have like minded stuff to talk about. So why not give a gift? Randomly. No holiday needed.

I guess if you interested in doing something like this, raise your hand. And we’ll organize over the next month or two. Gives us plenty of time to save up for the person we get matched with. Sound good?

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I’ll give a few dollars to that.

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I like presents! :smiley:

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I don’t have a job, so buying gifts for everyone is something I just can’t do.

However, I can DEFINITELY throw down for Joker to get a bazooka. I just want to make sure I’m not in the same region when he gets it. :evilfun:

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I put in for that if I could be there when Joker gets fed up with civilization. :evilfun:

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Or maybe a big doberman.

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Let’s at least get him a fake mustache for his new sleuthing job.

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Nano
koifer
Magsj

I cant tell if the others want in. But looks like joker has a bazooka coming his way.

I say if we get 20 people total, maybe then we can match one person to another. By the time we get 20 or more people, i’ll devise a number system whereby everyone will have a number assigned to them by me (i’ll be honest) and then each one of you will choose a number and get that person a gift.

a 10 or 15 dollar gift would suffice. but if you seem to know the person by some of their posts, maybe you might spring for something you figure they would like.

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haha . . .sleuthing.

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How’s this: everyone who wants to participate gives their name to one person who randomly determines who gets to send a present each person. Like Chris Cringle but you know who your present is going to.

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Buy him a gun- so that at that point he can either start shooting people or simply shoot himself.

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I’ll throw down some money

Lets give joker some cans of spray paint

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I hate dogs. :wink:

( You can thank the police for that.)

Last time I came amongst a dog I basically kicked a German Shepard in it’s face for trying to attack me.

( Is thinking about getting a stun gun or a nice lead pipe for his long walks since he always gets into conflicts with alley dogs.)

( Is actually more of a feline fan.)

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I stopped spray painting at the age of 18. [-X

I’ve graduated to arson instead.

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I already have lots of guns. ( It would be other people definately not myself.)

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That job crapped out. Haven’t you heard? I am unemployed yet again in the country of dreams.

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A bazooka wouldn’t work out. ( Your talking about a one shot ballistic missle or projectile that is only good for one single target and that is about it.)

Besides after you fire a bazooka ( Assuming if you actually hit the target since the blast force of such a projectile is pretty powerful making it hard to target accurately), how long do you think it will take for twenty armed police officers along with S.W.A.T or homeland security to get on my arse? :stuck_out_tongue:

Besides a bazooka costs on the black market these days about a wopping 1-2 million dollars if you get a new one that is.

I rather you all send me 1-2 millions dollars in cash instead of a bazooka where I could do some real damage to civilization. :laughing:

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Alright, now that I think of it there does indeed exist bazookas that are multiple shooters or reloadable.

( Still a risky weapon to fire all by your lonesome though in times beyond war zones especially for your average street criminal to carry.)

Personally I would rather have a couple of these: These would be much more effective.

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You can make a pretty good projectile out of common things that will explode violently. And you can shoot it out of a 12 guage shotgun pretty safely by removing the pellets, but not the powder from a shell and using that as a propellant. It doesn’t have the range of the bazooka, but you can definitley kill with it.

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Oh sure, but if I was going with a shotgun I would just take the classic approach with a sawed off. :slight_smile:

Easier to conceal and a sawed off has a larger blast up close in contrast to some of the biggest gauges of pistols.