This is a post that I just made to the Hacker News message forum that was pretty much instantly deleted. Hacker News is the forum of a company called YCombinator, which is pretty much where every wannabe tech entrepreneur desperately tries to get in, in order to turn their silly little “get rich quick in Silicon Valley” fantasy into a reality. The message was in reply to this post: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=11544686 having to do with Google’s annual developer conference.
The YCombinator office is in the same town in which I am now living, and I wasn’t sure exactly how to approach them (as far as me being “the peace guy” and all), but now I am thinking that it is just “game on” between me and them. I am just going to aim directly at teaching those miserable pieces of shit a serious lesson about not fucking with the fucking peace guy. FUCK!
For your enjoyment, here it is…
Hi, I am “the peace guy” (just google that phrase for more info), and I am now based in Mountain View, where I live off of the land. By the way, I created something called “Linux on the Web” – find it at lotw.co
I got here a week ago from Florida, and I’ve already done my peace guy thing at the Google campus (twice), at Lytton Plaza in downtown Palo Alto, and on the Stanford campus. My thing is to literally make people fall madly in love with me as I dance and hold up the peace sign and say whatever the hell comes to mind.
Put simply, I am here to turn the world absolutely upside-down in a way that Bernie Sanders could only dream about.
My point is that capitalism, as we know it, is pretty much “game over”. Google won it, and no one else should even try to take them on (that especially includes you, Apple).
As such, I would love to personally give my project to Larry Page in order to see how we can start up the greatest open source project in history. I would like Google to start supporting actual live/work communities in various parts of the world, kind of like neo-hippie tech communes (or kibbutzes if you like that term better), that are very far from traditional tech centers (think Amazon jungle rather than Amazon.com).
I would love to get a bunch of free-spirited types of people to help me work the I/O event. Since I’ve gotten pretty good at living on the streets here, I can give people plenty of advice.
Both of the times that I’ve been at the Googleplex, I’ve had Google security guards try to law down the law at me, only for me to lay down the law back at them… very, very loudly. After all, I am not some random jackass. I am literally “the peace guy” since if Google says so, then it must be true.
I am making friends with everyone around here, from other homeless people to local business owners and everything in between. I even just got done making friends with a couple of particularly friendly grade schoolers who actually initiated a conversation with me.
To be brutally honest about myself, I am a mad genius and I am mad sexy. Even though I am homeless here in Silicon Valley, the women/girls (and many guys) literally cannot stop looking at me (it is quite different than where I came from, in that everyone was just too “proper” to act like they were interested in anyone else).
My twitter is twitter.com/The_Peace_Guy (fair warning it is slightly NSFW at the moment).
