“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”
- Sharon Stone
“On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.”
- Bruce Willis
Not as stupid as they look, these celebs.
“My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she’s reading.”
- Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)
“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.”
- Courtney Cox
“When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.”
- Elayne Boosler
“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.”
- Maryon Pearson
“In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.”
- Margaret Thatcher
“I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.”
- Gloria Steinem
“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”
- Jack Nicholson
Women will forgive anything.
Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.
- Robert A. Heinlein
“I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.”