Michael Vick is an Al-Qaeda Agent

Check out these court cases. All by the same guy, all awesome.

Buying missiles for Iran

Hijacking America

and

Read through the list of defendants this guy is suing! This one is worth it before you even get to the complaints, which are up to par with the others.

This guy has the real information! His story must be told!

Why are people like that allowed to exist? Seriously, he sounds like he needs to be locked in a highly padded room somewhere far far away.

I say keep Schwarzenegger in, he’s got the deep pockets. And, sure, throw Vanna White’s skinny behind in jail if she disregards the subpeona…but nobody should sue the Doobies, c’mon!

But what a fool believes, he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be
Is always better than nothing
There’s nothing at all
But what a fool believes, he sees…

This is the Tao, baby!

And “Black Water”? The essence of that song lies deep within me.

FREE THE DOOBIES!!!

These are wonderful. I’m going to print them and circulate them to my friends…