When you dream about giant cookies, something must be dreamed up to consume giant cookies!
and…
He’s got trolls! Hundreds of trolls, who ate all the cookies! 
Vinny: You know Louie, there’s one good thing about this Ghost Dog guy.
Louie: What’s that Vin?
Vinny: He’s sending us out the old way. Like real fucking gangsters.
~ Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai
Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Cause you’re a faggot, all right?
…
Mr. Pink: How about if I’m Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me, I’ll be Mr. Purple.
Joe: You’re not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. You’re Mr. Pink!
Mr. White: Who cares what your name is?
Mr. Pink: Easy for you to say, you’re Mr. White. You have a cool-sounding name.
reservoir dogs… one of too many movies i haven’t seen but i can still quote
“Who knew that, in between bake sales, my mother was Anaïs Nin?”
Dunamis
[size=134]Hey! Where’s my Avatar![/size] 
I have something to give you. I don’t want it anymore. Thirty hours of pain all at once, all for you. [size=75]–the Crow[/size] 
Hey, where’s your avatar!!!
“So, you were scared, weren’t you Goldie? Somebody wanted you dead and you knew it. Well, I’m gonna find that son of a bitch that killed you, and I’m gonna give him the hard goodbye. Walk down the right back alley in Sin City, and you can find anything.”
Dunamis
[size=134]My Avatar is still MIA!![/size]:evil: It was a cool Avatar! “Milky, creamy skin, pouting red lips, firm buttocks, ample breasts, ears you want to stick your tongue into.” I think Pax took it! 
I didn’t see the firm breasts or the ears!!! How are you going to hunt now?
“What if there was a species above us in the food chain? How do you think you’d feel if that species lost total respect for us… and started slaughtering us wholesale?”
- The Hunted
Dunamis
Carla: Since when?
Paul:What?
Carla: Sleeping in the closet. Since when?
Paul: I don’t know.
Carla:How can you not know?
~Read My Lips
(A french film, subtitled)
How, if I may ask, are you folks getting these quotes? Do you all have them memorized?
Throwing a few lines is one thing, but citing entire paragraphs, well, that takes dedication.
(golf clap)
“You have to tread with care when dealing with cats, they have influence and are seen in all the smart places.”
Random thoughts for Valentine’s day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
~Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Neal: “Alright so What if I’m dead? What if I’m dead right now then there no reason why I should just drive into on coming traffic.”
O.W. Grant: “Well alright try it (car swerves into left lane) but before the semi truck hits us, which will be in about 45 seconds, ponder this, if you’re dead then this is the afterlife and you made deal with a guy sealed in blood who knew everything about you including your name, where you live, even what you were going to say next. Now think of who that guy might be and do you think it’s a good idea to piss him off.”
(The car swerves to miss hitting the semi)
Neal: “Maybe you’ve got good point.”
O.W. Grant: (laughing) “Maybe I do. Oh, I love this highway”
Interstate 60
It’s the sense of touch. In any real city, you walk, you know? You brush past people, people bump into you. In L.A., nobody touches you. We’re always behind this metal and glass. I think we miss that touch so much, that we crash into each other, just so we can feel something.
~ Crash
"There are many perfectly nice cats in the world, but every barrel has its bad apples, and it is well to heed the old adage, “Beware the bad cat bearing a grudge.”
Dunamis
In Some Kind of Wonderful, the lead character is a full-service gas station attendant. His nemesis, the guy who is dating the girl he’s into, pulls up with said girl in his car, asks for ten dollars worth of premium.
A brief exchange includes the nemesis asking the main character if he likes looking at his girlfriend. A few seconds pass, and at the time the lead character is finished with his tasks, he approaches the car. Guy gives over a twenty.
“Here’s ten for the gas, and ten for the look.”
…
So let me get this straight. Dude just paid some other dude ten bucks to look at his girlfriend?
“candied colored clown they call the sandman” - Frank Booth
Dunamis
'tis the season…
“When I get in there you better be wearing nothing but a candy cane!” [size=75]–Reindeer Games[/size] 
Nomi Malone: You can fuck me when you love me.
- a masterpiece
Dunamis
this one is just too funny to put in the chuckle thread…
Santa Butt-Head: Well, Brian, if you want poop for Christmas, Santa Butt-head would be happy to come by and take a dump under your tree. 