You’re starting to scrounge in TV movie land.
The Cat: Hmm, How do I put this… When a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much, they decide to…
Conrad: No, no, no, no, no. Where did you come from?
The Cat: My place, what do you think?
Dunamis
To begin… To begin… How to start? I’m hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then reward myself with coffee. Coffee and a muffin. So I need to establish the themes. Maybe a banana nut. That’s a good muffin.
~ Adaptation
I like the relationships. I mean, each character has his own story. The puppy is a bit too much, but you have to over look things like that in these kinds of paintings. The way he’s holding her… it’s almost… filthy. I mean, he’s about to kiss her and she’s pulling away. The way the leg’s sort of smashed up against her… Phew… Look how he’s painted the blouse sort of translucent. You can just make out her breasts underneath and it’s sort of touching him about here. It’s really… pretty torrid, don’t you think? Then of course you have the onlookers peeking at them from behind the doorway like they’re all shocked. They wish. Yeah, I must admit, when I see a painting like this, I get emotionally… erect. [size=75]-- L.A. Story[/size]
From Death In Venice
Alfred: Non Gustav, no. Beauty belongs to the senses. Only to the senses.
Alfred: In all the world, there is no impurity so impure as old age.
Sisyphus0
Clerk: “What’s your name?”
Fletch: “Dr. Rosenrosen.”
Clerk: “What?”
Fletch: “Dr. Rosenpenis. Where the hell’s the records room?”
“Visits? Well, that would indicate visitors!”
“Flying saucers? You mean the kind from up there??”
“Don’t like hearing noises. Especially when there ain’t supposed to be any.”
“Well one thing’s certain: Inspector Clay’s dead. Murdered. And somebody’s responsible!”
“I’ll bet my badge we haven’t seen the last of those weirdies.”
“I’ve never seen you in this mood before.”
“I guess that’s because I’ve never been in this mood before.”
“Perhaps on your way home someone will pass you in the dark and you will never know it… for they will be from OUTER SPACE.”
“For a time we tried to contact them by radio, but no response. Then they attacked a town. A small town, I’ll admit, but nevertheless a town of people. People who DIED.”
probably nobody knows what those are… Plan 9 from Outer Space… worst movie ever made…
Stay on this road here, past Dead Man’s Curve, you’ll come to an old fence, called The Devil’s Fence. From there, go on foot till you come to a valley known as The Cathedral Of Lost Soap. Smack in the center is what they call Forgetful Milkman’s Quadrangle. Stay right on The Path Of Staring Skulls and you come to a place called Death Clearing. Cabin’s right there, can’t miss it.
~ Lost Skeleton of Cadavera
Michael? He’s our boy toy! --Genius
It’s psychotic! They keep inventing new ways to celebrate mediocrity. But when someone is genuinely exceptional…
~The Incredibles
Well this is quite some toy you have yourselves here gentlemen. I suppose you want me to put it back in its box. [size=75]–Eve of Destruction[/size]
Why bats, sir?
Bats frighten me. It’s time my enemies share my dread.
nice
“I’ve been kidnapped by K-mart.”
Ruthless People
Xavier Fitch: We decided to make it female so it would be more docile and controllable.
Dunamis
“sure would be nice if we had some granades.”
Serenity
Burgermeister Meisterburger: Toys are hereby declared illegal, immoral, unlawful AND anyone found with a toy in his possession will be placed under arrest and thrown in the dungeon. No kidding!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!!
Dunamis
ah, apocolypse now… i’ve still gotta see that movie.
[on Smurfs] First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?
Donnie Darko: “Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?”
Frank: “Why do you wear that stupid man suit?”
~ Donnie Darko
Okay, maybe real fire isn’t the best idea for a children’s toy. [size=75]–Rugrats[/size]
Joe, she’s just a little girl. She can light fires, yes. But you’re making her sound like Armageddon!
Dunamis