Ok, so what did he actually do?
He… cleaned the house…
And you threw him out for that?
-Benny and Joon
Lesly: I can’t talk that way about your brother.
Jackie-O: Pretend he is not my brother, I do.
~ House of Yes
It’s the International House of Sausage! [size=75]–EuroTrip[/size] 
“The problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf!â€
-Imp
nice
“Remove head from sphincter, then drive!”
~10 Things I Hate About You
You shoot off a guy’s head with his pants down, believe me, Texas is not the place you wanna get caught. [size=75]- Thelma & Louise[/size]
Bobby Peru: I gotta take a piss bad, can I use your head?
Lula: Uh… yeah, I guess.
Bobby Peru: I don’t mean your head-head. I’m not gonna piss on your head, your hair and all, I’m just gonna piss in the toilet. Ya’ll take a listen, you’ll hear the deep sound comin’ down from Bobby Peru.
Dunamis
“I mean, not many girls in contemporary American society today would give their underwear to help a geek like me.”
~ Sixteen Candles
[Ezekiel 25:17 among others]
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!
~Pulp Fiction
might already be up there i didnt read the other posts
“There’s no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going. There’s no knowing where we’re rowing, or which way the river’s flowing. Is it raining? is it snowing? is a hurricane a-blowing? Bah! Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? YES! The danger must be growing, for the rowers keep on rowing and they’re certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing! aaaaaaaaahhhhhh! STOP THE BOAT!”
~Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
amazingly enough I don’t think this quote has been in this thread.
Ah, you can be the toy that comes with the meal. [size=75]–Toy Story[/size]
Riddick: Think someone could spend half their life in a slam with a horse bit in their mouth and not believe? Think he could start out in some liquor store trash bin with an umbilical cord wrapped around his neck and not believe? Got it all wrong, holy man. I absolutely believe in God… And I absolutely hate the fucker.
Dunamis
Audry: He worked really hard Grandpa
Art: So do washing machines…
in response to Clark Griswold’s first attempt at putting up the christmas lights
~National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
Best line ever hahahaha
If you have not seen it i will stab u in the jaw ~Dane Cook (reworded to apply with previous line)
would this be from the new version? i don’t remember it from the old one (which is not to say it wasn’t there) but i still haven’t seen the one with johnny depp yet.
This is bat country!
-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
[i]Do you suck dick?
Sir, No, Sir!
Bullshit! You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose![/i]
Some of the funniest dialogue I’ve ever seen in that part of that movie…
Full metal jacket- a favorite!
“It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you been cheated!”
“If God wanted your fat-ass up here, he woulda willed your ass up here, now get the fuck down off of my obstacle!”
“How tall are you? I didn’t know they stacked shit that high. You tryin’ to squeeze an inch on me?”
On and on…
If you were a flavor of ice cream, what would it be? [size=75]–Friday the 13th[/size] 