Movie quote thread

detrop,

The line is, I believe, If God had wanted your fat ass up here, he wouda miracled it up here, now get the fuck down off of my obstacle!

Anyone here know who Walt Whitman was?

(Joker stands up)

Anyone here know who Lee Harvey Oswald was?

(Everyone stands up)

Thank you, SIATD, you are correct.

“A jelly doughnut!?”

(excellent scence. When private Pile gets busted for sneaking a doughnut into his foot-locker)

“Hell, I like you! You can come over and fuck my sister.”

[ punch ]

And another…

“Now choke yourself! With my hand, numb-nuts.”

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well… [size=75]–Fight Club[/size]

Oh we have both kinds - country and western…

-Imp

Clarence: "In ‘Jailhouse Rock’ he’s everything rockabilly’s about. Imean, he is rockabilly: mean, surly, nasty, rude. In that movie he couldn’t give a fuck about anything except rockin’ and rollin’, livin’ fast, dyin’young, and leaving a good-lookin’ corpse. I love that scene where after he’s made it big he’s throwing a big cocktail party, and all these highbrows are there, and he’s singing, ‘Baby You’re So Square…Baby, I Don’t care.’ Now, they got him dressed like a dick. He’s wearing these stupid-lookin’ pants, this horrible sweater. Elvis ain’y no sweater boy. I evan think they got him wearin’ penny loafers. Despite all that shit, all the highbrows at the party, big house, the stupid clothes, he’s still a rude lookin’ motherfucker. I’d watch that hillbilly and I’d want to be him so bad. Elvis looked good. I’m no fag, but Elvis was good-lookin’. He was fuckin’ prettier than most women. I always said if I ever had to fuck a guy…I mean had too 'cause my life depended on it…I’d fuck Elvis.

Lucy: “I’d fuck Elvis.”

Clarence: “Really?”

Lucy: “When he was alive. I wouldn’t fuck him now.”

Clarence: “I don’t blame you.”

Clarence: “So we’d both fuck Elvis. It’s nice to meet people with common interests, isn’t it?”

~True Romance

And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. [size=75]-Fargo[/size] :laughing:

True Romance was a good movie…

try this one:

“Why did you do it… Simon?”

“Because I could Doc… I made her cut them up, she cut em up real good Doc”

“Simon… where do you live?”

“In the hearts of the weak and wounded”

Someone has to die in order that the rest of us should value life more. [size=75]-The Hours[/size]

“Yeah, but they’re the wrong goddamn books!”


“You know you’d be better off shoving that cigarette up your ass.”

“Yeah I know, it really gets in the way of my Yoga.”

  • Good Will Hunting

[size=134]Yummie![/size]

Blueberry pie and Ice Cream! [size=75]–Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.[/size]

Long live the new flesh

Nobody’s looking for a puppeteer in today’s wintry economic climate. [size=75]-Being John Malkovich.[/size]

I’m being postmodern, before it was fashionable, so fuck off! - Steve Coogan, 24 hour party people

Last night I had a dream that you grew a flower on the trampoline and I was so happy that I invented peanut butter! [size=75]–All the Real Girls.[/size] :unamused:

Thank god you got your avatar back.

Dunamis

…a leprechaun sent it to me – says he found it under a bridge next to a treasure chest filled with all that glitters, and a few souls. Hey, how can you see? you are supposed to be a 'bot! :o

Nexus 8 - I don’t see, I interface.

Dunamis

Neal: “I just get the feeling that you’re just fucking with me.”

O.W. Grant: “Don’t take it personally kid, I fuck with everybody. It’s what I do. In fact I recommend it to be an unending soruse of amusment.”
~Interstate 60

“The people should not be afraid of their government, the government should be afraid of the people.”
V For Vendetta

an interfacing N8? I’ll take 2…make that 3. One for the Lap-top.:stuck_out_tongue:

It’s a metaphor… wrapped in an allegory. --Complete Works of William Shakespeare