Captain James T. Kirk: Double dumbass on you!
-Imp
If I’m here New Years Eve, then I’m here. If I’m not, I’m not. [size=75]–Cast Away[/size] 
Life is pain, highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something.
-The Princess Bride
Joey Fingers: “A bird in the hand is always greener than the grass under the other guy’s bushes. It’s a metaphor used by gardeners and landscaping people in general.”
Look at the bones! - Tim the Enchanter
You better know the movie.
of course we know the movie…
it’s only a flesh wound.
Noids do not have sex with doodles. [size=75] --Cool World[/size]
“See this jacket? You like it? I don’t need it… cause I’m clearly CLOAKED IN FAILURE!”
- Jerry Maguire
“Seeing as how you are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point”
- Comic Book Guy, Simpsons.
Jocelyn: I dream of poetry, speak poetry to me. [size=75]–A Knight’s Tale[/size]
Hannibal Lecter: “First principles, Clarice. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek?”
Clarice Starling: “He kills women…”
Hannibal Lecter: “No! That is incidental. What is the first and principal thing he does, what need does he serve by killing?”
Clarice Starling: “Anger, social resentment, sexual frustration…”
Hannibal Lecter: “No, he covets. That’s his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer.”
Clarice Starling: “No. We just…”
Hannibal Lecter: “No. Precisely. We begin by coveting what we see every day. Don’t you feel eyes moving over your body, Clarice? And don’t your eyes move over the things you want?”
““Desperately random.” What does he mean?”
“People Against Goodness And Normalcy - P.A.G.A.N.” -Amil Muzz
-Imp
Eye of rabbit, heartstring hum, turn this water into rum. [size=75]–Harry Potter[/size]
JULES
What country you from!
BRETT
(petrified)
What?
JULES
"What" ain't no country I know! Do they speak English in "What?"
BRETT
(near heart attack)
What?
JULES
English-motherfucker-can-you-speak-it?
BRETT
Yes.
JULES
Then you understand what I'm sayin'?
BRETT
Yes.
JULES
Now describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
BRETT
(out of fear)
What?
Jules takes his .45 and PRESSES the barrel HARD in Brett's
cheek.
JULES
Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say "What" one more goddamn time!
Pulp Fiction, Xanderman!
Did you ever see that “Twilight Zone” where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn’t die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh? [size=75]–Waynes World[/size]
“Can’t stop here this is bat country”
Now this one’s probably been posted before but what the hell
i love you. actually i love that movie, and i like you as a friend.
The Wolf: You must be Jules, which would make you Vincent. Let’s get down to brass tacks, gentlemen. If I was informed correctly, the clock is ticking, is that right, Jimmie?
Jimmie: Uh, one hundred percent.
The Wolf: Your wife… Bonnie comes home at 9:30 in the AM, is that right?
Jimmie: Uh-huh.
The Wolf: I was led to believe that if she comes home and finds us here, she’d wouldn’t appreciate it none too much?
Jimmie: [laughing] She wouldn’t at that.
The Wolf: That gives us exactly… forty minutes to get the fuck out of Dodge. Which, if you do what I say when I say it, should be plenty. Now, you’ve got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it.
Butch: I think I cracked a rib.
Fabienne: Giving me oral pleasure?
Butch: No, retard, from the fight.
Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It’s a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It’s Zed’s.
Fabienne: Who’s Zed?
Butch: Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.
The Wolf: You guys look like… What do they look like, Jimmie?
Jimmie: Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks.
Jules: Ha-ha-ha. They’re your clothes, motherfucker.
of course…
Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
Mallory: “No! There is no escape in here!”
Mickey: “Who’s the lucky one?”
Mallory: “Ini mini myni moe, catch a redneck by his toe, if he hollers let 'em go, ini mini myni moe…”
Mallory: “When them people come here and they ask you who done this, you tell 'em Mickey and Mallory Knocks did it, alright? Say it!”
Mickey: “The whole worlds comin to an end, Mal.”
Mallory: “I see angels, Mickey. They’re comin down for us from Heaven. And I see you ridin a big red horse…and you’re driving the horses…whipping 'em, and they’re spitting and frothing all from the mouth, and they’re comin right at us. I see the future. There’s no death. You see now we’re angels.”
Mickey: “I love you, Mal.”
Mallory: “I know you do, baby. I’ve loved you since the day we met.”
- Natural Born Killers