I apply my personality in a paste.
– y
Sand is overrated. It’s just tiny, little rocks. [size=75]–Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind[/size]
Renton: “The down side to coming off junk was I knew I would need to mix with my friends again in a state of full consciousness. It was awful. They reminded me so much of myself I could hardly bear to look at them. Take Sick Boy for instance. He came off junk the same time as me, not because he wanted to, you understand, but just to annoy me. Just to show me how easily he could do it, thereby downgrading my own struggle. Sneaky fucker, don’t ya think? And when all I wanted to do was lie there and feel sorry for myself, he insisted on telling me once again about his unifying theory of life.”
-Trainspotting
Renton: “Choose your future, choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got heroin?”
-Trainspotting
Renton: “When you’re on junk, you’ve only one worry; scoring. And when you’re off it, you’re suddenly obliged to worry about all sorts of other shite; got no money, can’t get pitched, got money, drinking too much, can’t get a bud nor chance of one, or got a bud, too much hassle…you have to worry about bills, about food, about some football team that never fucking wins, about human relationships, and all the things that really don’t matter when you’ve got a sincere and truthful junk habit.”
Once I read a story about a butterfly in the subway, and today, I saw one. It got on at 42nd, and off at 59th, where, I assume it was going to Bloomingdales to buy a hat that will turn out to be a mistake - as almost all hats are. [size=75]–You’ve Got Mail[/size]
Sam: “Muffy, meet Adolf. Adolf, eat Muffy.”
~Ruthless People
Renton: I was in the junky limbo, not quite high but too tired to sleep. The sickness wasn’t here yet but it was in the mail, that’s for sure. Soon need like nothing I’ve ever imagined will be upon me.
Leo Bloom: So what time can you get here?
Ulla: Well, Ulla wake up every morning at five AM. From five to seven, Ulla excercise. From seven to eight Ulla take long shower. From eight to nine Ulla eat big Swedish breakfast. Many different herrings. From nine to eleven, Ulla practice her singing und her dancing. And at eleven, Ulla like to have sex. So, what time should Ulla get here?
Leo Bloom, Max Bialystock: …Eleven.
Ulla: Good! Ulla will come at eleven!
Max Bialystock: [holding his head in his hands] Ulla will come at eleven…
Ulla: Gutagmevienen!
Leo Bloom, Max Bialystock: Gutentagmevenivenienen…
Ulla: God bless America!
[Ulla leaves]
Max Bialystock: God bless Sweden!
The Producers (2005)
How happy is the the blameless vestal’s lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each prayer accepted, and each wish resig’d;
~~Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
Silent Bob: [His only line] You know, there’s a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don’t all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.
~ Clerks
Natalie: Oh! [making bird noise] It’s a sitta pygmaya. A pygmy nuthatch! They can only be found in one place. Carmel!
“You think, because your mommy and your daddy got shot, that you know the ugly side of life. Well, you’re wrong kid. You’ve never tasted desperate. You’re Bruce Wayne, The Prince of Gotham! You’d have to come a thousand miles to meet someone who doesn’t know your name! So don’t come down here with your anger, trying to prove something to yourself. This is a world you can never understand. And you always fear what you don’t understand.”
Carmine Falcone
~ Batman Begins
He’s been most inconvenient since I swore to loathe him for eternity. [size=75]–Pride & Prejudice[/size]
- Date Movie
- Conan the Barbarian
Simon: As I was going to St. Ives? / I met a man with seven wives. / Every wife had seven sacks, / Every sack had seven cats, / Every cat had seven kittens. / Kittens, cats, sacks, wives, / How many
were going to St. Ives? 
[size=134]btw, How ambiguous is “ambiguous”?[/size]
Its as real as real is, without being as real as really real.
Inigo Montoya: We’re in a terrible rush.
Miracle Max: Don’t rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
Inigo Montoya: He’s been mostly dead all day
-Imp
(Richard Dreyfus narrating)
Gordo: “Now what he said was “Chopper, sick 'em, boy,” but what I heard was “Chopper, sick balls.””
-Stand By Me
Spectacles, testacles, wallet, watch.