Ooooooh, quotes from the Princess Bride! I was just looking some up last night, oddly.
[Vizzini has just cut the rope The Dread Pirate Roberts is climbing up]
Vizzini: HE DIDN’T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can fuss.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss… I think he like to scream at us.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no harm.
Fezzik: He’s really very short on charm.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH.
Buttercup: You mock my pain.
Westley: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
A last one for ILP
Vizzini: I can’t compete with you physically, and you’re no match for my brains.
Westley: You’re that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.
Buttercup: We’ll never survive.
Westley: Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.
[man steps into elevator. Spider-man is in the elevator]
Elevator Passenger: Cool Spidey outfit.
Spider-Man: Thanks.
Elevator Passenger: Where did you get it?
Spider-Man: I made it.
[pause]
Elevator Passenger: Looks uncomfortable…
Spider-Man: Yeah, it’s kind of itchy…
[pause]
Spider-Man: …and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too.
“Eleven thirty-four. We stand on the sidewalk in front of Jean’s apartment on the Upper East Side. Her doorman eyes us warily and fills me with a nameless dread, his gaze piercing me from the lobby. A curtain of stars, miles of them, are scattered, glowing, across the sky and their multitude humbles me, which I have a hard time tolerating. She shrugs and nods after I say something about forms of anxiety. It’s as if her mind is having a hard time communicating with her mouth, as if she is searching for a rational analysis of who I am, which is, of course, an impossibility: there…is…no…key.”
How it all came down to this, only the Devil knows. Retail Rodeo is at the corner on my left. The motel is down the road to my right. I close my eyes and try to peer into the future. On my left, I saw days upon days of lipstick and ticking clocks, dirty looks and quiet whisperings. And burning secrets that just won’t ever die away. And on my right, what could I picture? The blue sky, the desert earth, stretching out into the eerie infinity. A beautiful never-ending nothing. [size=75]–The Good Girl[/size]
A sporty carriage to ride in style
A sexy man-boy chauffer Kyle
Vanish your blemishes, tooth decay
Celulite thighs will fade away
And oh, what the hey?
Have a Bichon Frise
Nip and tuck here and there
To land that prince with the perfect hair
Lipstick, liners, shadow, blush
To get that prince with a sexy tush
Lucky day, hunk buffet
For the lipstick a roll in the hay
You can spoon on the moon
With the prince to this tune Don’t be drab, you’ll be fab
Your prince will have rock-hard abs
Cheese souflee Valentine’s Day?
Have some chicken fricassee… [size=75]–Shrek 2[/size]
Dr. Peter Venkman: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?
Dr. Egon Spengler: That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me.
“I wanted to see exotic Vietnam… the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture… and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!”
"Anyone who runs is a V.C! Anyone who stands still… is a well-disciplined V.C! "
So many in that movie…
Phil: What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?
Ralph: That about sums it up for me.
Phil: Ned, I would love to stay here and talk with you… but I’m not going to.
[referring to a sign on a door written in Chinese] Jack Burton: What does that say? Wang: “Hell of Boiling Oil.” Jack Burton: You’re kidding. Wang: Yeah, I am. It says, “Keep Out”
I was scared of the sea because it was really big and I was really little, and it was just really huge and it was cold and it was unpredictable and, you know, you’d get splashed and knocked over and I got dumped a few times by the waves and I didn’t like that at all, not one bit, and it would be all in my eyes, and no it wasn’t very nice but once I learned to swim, I was much happier and now I can’t wait, I’ll always go swimming in the sea now. [size=75]–Creature Comforts[/size] :D/
This is my life, Dad, this is it. I spent 26 years waiting for something else to start, so, no, I don’t think it’s too much to take on, because it’s everything there is. I see now it’s all of it. You and I are gonna be OK, you know that, right? We may not be as happy as you always dreamed we would be, but for the first time let’s just allow ourselves to be whatever it is we are and that will be better. OK? I think that will be better.
