Any and all films with Keanu Reaves, and Nicolas Cage.
I’d re-cast with someone with charisma and the ability to act, which neither these have.
Let’s start with Bill and Ted which is so obviously a poor rip off of Wayne and Garth.
My ex used to say that about Bruce Willis. That he doesn’t know how to act, he just says very few words and makes the exact same face.
The gravity of every scene where he makes that face though.
That’s also what made The Matrix work. Keanu Reeve’s calm disorientation. “I don’t know where I am but that doesn’t bother me.”
What were the Wachowski brothers doing during that time?
Probably listening to this:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEpT_vt7AX0[/youtube]
Well they do that to horses. I mean not with the screen, they put a nice mare in front of it, but if they could do a screen version of smell, they would do it and it would work.
The horse is obviously aware that he is not on the actual mare. But he happily humps away at the bag.
There’s probably more money in it than in human porn.
Jan 25 1980, michaud, who is attending the Orlando trial, records conversations on his hotel phone each night with the infamous killer, now on death row.
[cue chilling music]
"One of my fondest memories was the night… I’ve always had this passion for plants, right? But plants are so damned expensive. Liz was justifiably freaked out by all this because she knew that I couldn’t afford these things and she knew I was risking a lot and was stupid for doing it. But you know, these were just, uh, you know, little luxuries. And I had this deep desire for this Benjamina tree…
I’ve got to tell you this story! There’s a big nursery close to the university in Seattle. Lots of greenhouses and beautiful plants. I used to go there and drool at all the plants. Well, on this occasion - just before I left for Utah - I got this urge. ‘I want a tree,’ I said to myself. And this thing was eight feet tall! All I had was a Volkswagen (bug) with a sunroof. I walked in the side entrance of this place where this beautiful Benjamina was and picked it up. It was heavy and bulky. Anyway, I got it and started walking. I got to my car. I lifted it up and down through the sunroof. There’s a good five feet sticking out the top! I calmly walked around, got in the car and took off."
Serial Killers and The Proletariat: Me My Freaks and I
The Zoot Allures Story
Long sequence of Zoot playing a complicated drum solo.
Now we’re in a suburban backyard in a wooded area. Zoot, backwards cap and sunglasses, berates a guy as he works on a deck.
ZOOT: What you’re doing here is you’re compromising the entire thimamagloo with your zorbagabarbs by placing them with the hermigallistants thermogiblated only once.
Now we’re in the same backyard, with Zoot sitting on a chair talking to the camera.
ZOOT: I hate Mexicans.
ZOOT: I went to jail with a bunch of them, sorry prison, that’s prison, not jail. There was always a thousand of them and you couldn’t walk around them. [goes into some prison story about Mexicans]
Now we’re walking side by side with Zoot down a tree lined residential street. He gesticulates as he talks.
ZOOT: See the problem with America is that people don’t want to look at the fact that they’re being exploited. They prefer to look at some fat kid listening to Korn in his basement, jacking off to triple penetration fantasy rape porn, you know, and not ask themselves why they should be working 40 hours a week to make some capitalist parasite pig rich. Is it that kid’s fault that he can’t figure out how to relate to a system that trains him to think of God and how to please him, you know, all this shit, going to church and being a good person or whatever, and meanwhile nobody has the balls to tell him that life has no purpose. I mean, sure, who would want to, right? Not everybody has the strength to face that reality. Ted Bundy and others, heroes really if you ask me, if you can look past all the raping and killing or whatever, they can look that reality in the eye. But until you start changing things, putting things in the hands of the people, until you can face the reality that the capitalist parasites contribute nothing and should all be summarily executed, you know?, and you start making people’s comittees and extracting the parasite element, you can’t even hope to start teaching the people, the real people, the proletariat, you know? our people, the fat emo freak in the basement slitting his wrist to Marilyn Manson while he masturbates, you can’t even begin to explain to them that morality doesn’t exist, and that you have to literally build it, you know? That Max Stirner shit, people aren’t ready to hear it yet. You have to coax them into it, like a herd of goats in for shearing.
We turn a corner and Zoot knocks on the door. His mother opens it and invites him and the crew in for coffee.
A virtual tour of skyline dr. and a view of the house where it all began.
Louise married Culpepper the Cook and moved the fam to Tacoma. This would place our teddy in this house for his pre-adolescence and adolescent period.
We should also question the authenticity of the contractor’s report of there being ‘strange events’ in the house while he and his crew were working on it. We can expect stuff like this because it’s part of the mythos.
However, if indeed we have a case of possession taking place in the house, we should petition the city/county for rights to demolish the house and inspect the grounds for any signs of an indian burial ground.
“ghosts crowd the young child’s fragile, eggshell mind” - Jim Morrison
Incidentally, my research led me to discover a Duwamish indian named Chief Bonks-a-Squaw who was reputed by two independent historians to have been a violent serial rapist who’s MO was exactly like Ted’s. He would bludgeon women with the blunt end of his tomahawk, abduct them, etc.
What’s more, the particular Duwamish tribe he belonged to occupied that exact Tacoma area.
Malificent2
Starring Megan Markle
with an appearence by angelyna jolee, duke sus sex, and the royals
not to be creepy… but thanks. good flick.